http://www.mirror.co.uk/celebs/news/...5875-21312218/

Selling gastro-crisps, Hellfire flavour being the most popular.

Good luck to the pair of them if it means they will go quietly away.

Well she knows how to salt a bowl of chips and decorate a plate - thats all there is to cooking as far as she was concerned, I never saw her mashing potatoes, cooking meat or fish

She'll be great at the pass though... 'Gary, crisps! CRISPS! Gary! CRISPS CRISPS! I want my crisps, Gary!"

"Gary buy me a gastro pub - but don't expect me to cook in it."

Very True, they'll really be relying on her in her new kitchen to do the above, they'd just be lost without her





Well according to that fella in the News of the World (if it's true), if she's anything like she was with him she'll be stamping her feet and saying 'I want my gastro pub now!!!', and giving Gary the cold-shoulder until she gets one Poor Gary, I really feel for him don't you

Almost

She reminds me of that child in the advert many moons ago - "when I grow up my mummy says I'll be a proper little madam" - or very similar.

I cannot see him giving up his football and golf commentating to be a chef.

i hear trout with feature heavily on the menu !!!!!