*steps over puddles of vomit*
You're not the only one, I'm sure there are others who do. After all, some people have scat fetishes.
He's ridiculous. His expressions are ridiculous. His walk is ridiculous. His attempt to create a jawline with creative shaving is ridiculous. His city-trader shirt, tie and brace combos are ridiculous. His bizarre way of speaking is ridiculous. His obvious inferiority complex is tragic.