Hmm..my favourite Suralun one liner...

I still laugh a lot about how he deconstructed Lt. Callaghan's disastrous campaign in France...

"I sent you out to sell quality British products. I wanted you to take that product and say 'this is what us British produce, this is not mass produced tot!' And what you do, is you go and buy a breeze-block load of bloody cheddar cheese!

"Paul, I sent you on a mission, to sell the best of Britain to France. You spent half the bloody day frying sausages on some stupid contraption that the boy scouts could have made! And worse than that paul, you went out and lost me money! You're a total shambles, you're fired!"

And so fell Lt. Callaghan...

Sounds like something Yasmina would have done if she had been given that task!

Yeah, but she would have kept the costs down no matter what she was selling. Paul didn't - he bought something so many units of cheese, that he ended up making a loss.

And I don't think Yasmina would have done something like fry sausages on a bean tin...

Yeah, but she would have kept the costs down no matter what she was selling. Paul didn't - he bought so many units of cheese, that he ended up making a loss.

And I don't think Yasmina would have done something like fry sausages on a bean tin...

I agree with you Laineythenomad.

I once saw Sir Alan on celebrity "Who wants to be a millionaire?" paired with Jeremy Beadle (comedian) -- but the funnier one was Alan Sugar by miles !!!