Is that old favourite the shopping channel task
Next weeks task...
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Originally Posted by apaul:
“Surely no one can top Simon's inspired effort.”
“Surely no one can top Simon's inspired effort.”
lol. nothing will ever be able to top that...
Originally Posted by suziechan:
“lol. nothing will ever be able to top that...”
“lol. nothing will ever be able to top that...”
But can they falter under the camera
Originally Posted by suziechan:
“lol. nothing will ever be able to top that...”
“lol. nothing will ever be able to top that...”
Every time I see a mini trampoline i snigger uncontrolably
Originally Posted by Fayecorgasm:
“Every time I see a mini trampoline i snigger uncontrolably”
“Every time I see a mini trampoline i snigger uncontrolably”
glad it's not just me!
ah i have to youtube it now...need a good laugh!
Originally Posted by suziechan:
“lol. nothing will ever be able to top that...”
“lol. nothing will ever be able to top that...”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VlPvda9SS80
Classic television.
Early predictions Kate will do this in her sleep.
Either James or Lorraine or both will die on their arse and be fired
Either James or Lorraine or both will die on their arse and be fired
Originally Posted by DUNDEEBOY:
“Early predictions Kate will do this in her sleep.
Either James or Lorraine or both will die on their arse and be fired”
“Early predictions Kate will do this in her sleep.
Either James or Lorraine or both will die on their arse and be fired”
In the clips James looks a natural in front of the camera, Yasmina too and it looks like am going to laugh at Kate. Lorraine looks uncomfortable
Originally Posted by DUNDEEBOY:
“Early predictions Kate will do this in her sleep.
Either James or Lorraine or both will die on their arse and be fired”
“Early predictions Kate will do this in her sleep.
Either James or Lorraine or both will die on their arse and be fired”
Ahhhh - but...
The lovely Miriam was so good on the telly that she was offered a job at the TV channel....but was still fired by Suralun
Originally Posted by DUNDEEBOY:
“Early predictions Kate will do this in her sleep.
Either James or Lorraine or both will die on their arse and be fired”
“Early predictions Kate will do this in her sleep.
Either James or Lorraine or both will die on their arse and be fired”
it's quite a surprising episode...some people are just naturals and others talk out loud to the director in their ear piece...cue all the channel people cringing...
with all that thinking on his feet, james comes into his own...it's not in the same league as trampolining, but still a very funny ep
Originally Posted by suziechan:
“it's quite a surprising episode...some people are just naturals and others talk out loud to the director in their ear piece...cue all the channel people cringing...
with all that thinking on his feet, james comes into his own...it's not in the same league as trampolining, but still a very funny ep”
“it's quite a surprising episode...some people are just naturals and others talk out loud to the director in their ear piece...cue all the channel people cringing...
with all that thinking on his feet, james comes into his own...it's not in the same league as trampolining, but still a very funny ep”
From the clips weive already been shown; James and Yasmina look to do alright to me. Lorraine looks to do terribly and seems to suggest to, I think, Howard that he is more natural and should take over. That headbanging from Kate looked hilarious.
One thing I could not work out. Kate says "no accidents, no speed", Lorraine on telly mentions accidents and then the director gets frustrated and says "I said, no accidents". Do the TV edit people (ie. Kate in this instance) tell the team in front of the camera what to do or give directions. ie. was it Kate's fault for telling Lorraine no accidents or was that direction to not say it, then Lorraine does :s Does look to me like PMs are Debra and Kate.
How is the winner of this task decided? How many people phone in to buy stuff? Is this split over 2 days? Do they choose the product or is it all about their pitching?
Originally Posted by apaul:
“Surely no one can top Simon's inspired effort.”
“Surely no one can top Simon's inspired effort.”
Series One with the Wolf Jacket fiasco easily did. I was howling.
The candidates this series are more lacklustre than any from any previous series so I expect more of the same next week, tbh.
The task is decided purely by sales generated during the broadcast. Didn't Simon choose a useless expensive product for a tiny market, but was saved when some mug bought one? Performance might come into it when deciding who gets fired. If Lorraine is on the losing team I expect her to get the boot.
Originally Posted by apaul:
“The task is decided purely by sales generated during the broadcast. Didn't Simon choose a useless expensive product for a tiny market, but was saved when some mug bought one? Performance might come into it when deciding who gets fired. If Lorraine is on the losing team I expect her to get the boot.”
“The task is decided purely by sales generated during the broadcast. Didn't Simon choose a useless expensive product for a tiny market, but was saved when some mug bought one? Performance might come into it when deciding who gets fired. If Lorraine is on the losing team I expect her to get the boot.”
Yes I believe the lovely Naomi was fired that week
Originally Posted by lookoutapiano!:
“Yes I believe the lovely Naomi was fired that week”
“Yes I believe the lovely Naomi was fired that week
”
Oh yes, the découpage!
Originally Posted by Sweet FA:
“Series One with the Wolf Jacket fiasco easily did. I was howling.
The candidates this series are more lacklustre than any from any previous series so I expect more of the same next week, tbh.”
“Series One with the Wolf Jacket fiasco easily did. I was howling.
The candidates this series are more lacklustre than any from any previous series so I expect more of the same next week, tbh.”
If you liked that jacket, you might like this t-shirt from Amazon.
Originally Posted by Sweet FA:
“Series One with the Wolf Jacket fiasco easily did. I was howling.
The candidates this series are more lacklustre than any from any previous series so I expect more of the same next week, tbh.”
“Series One with the Wolf Jacket fiasco easily did. I was howling.
The candidates this series are more lacklustre than any from any previous series so I expect more of the same next week, tbh.”
What do you think was a fiasco about it? The delicious quality of the product, or the fact that IIRC, it sold so well?!
Watching James and Saira modelling it beforehand had me creased up!Now I've realised why the producers - sorry, I meant Sir Alan - kept James in this week. I think they were hoping for James to provide next week's entertainment in front of the cameras.
Originally Posted by Fayecorgasm:
“Every time I see a mini trampoline i snigger uncontrolably”
“Every time I see a mini trampoline i snigger uncontrolably”
Well they surely cannot do worse then this week. How an earth they thought it was sensible to select the birthing pool beats me. A simple bit of reasearch would show they were on a hiding to nothing with it.
Typical Total number of Biths in UK 700,000 a year
Typical number of Home births 14,000
Typical number of home water births 140
So they have a target market of about a 140 people.
How many are likely to turn up at that exhibition perhaps 1 or 2 if they are lucky
It was just stupid.
Originally Posted by DUNDEEBOY:
“Early predictions Kate will do this in her sleep.”
“Early predictions Kate will do this in her sleep.”
What?
Assemble a trampoline in a vaguely suggestive manner?
Originally Posted by Bob22A:
“So they have a target market of about a 140 people.
How many are likely to turn up at that exhibition perhaps 1 or 2 if they are lucky”
“So they have a target market of about a 140 people.
How many are likely to turn up at that exhibition perhaps 1 or 2 if they are lucky”
And yet they sold 9. Did one of those 1 or 2 people buy 8? Was it Octo-Mum?
Originally Posted by Monkseal:
“And yet they sold 9. Did one of those 1 or 2 people buy 8? Was it Octo-Mum?”
“And yet they sold 9. Did one of those 1 or 2 people buy 8? Was it Octo-Mum?”
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