Ground rules: you can choose your own age, shape, face etc so the imaginary housemate does not recoil in horror when he or she sees you. In fact it is built into the rules that the housemate falls in love with you on sight and wants nothing more than to spend the week catering to your every whim.

Anyone interested?

I would still look like me because I am a bit of a babe for a granny, although I might shave a bit off my arse and have a neck lift. Anyway I would like to spend my time with Alex Sibley, as long as he soesn't keep going on about me peeing in inappropriate places, because it would be hard not to on a desert island. And I wouldn't have any tena ladies, so it would probably go all over the place anyway.

If he wanted to cater to my every whim he'd find a luxury yacht and get me the hell out of there!

Edit- *Spencer or Antony A.

LOL he's a great guy in person he really is. I understand about the tena situation; however I am sure you could come up with some sort of alternative.

His hammock?

Could I do it, please, without the HM?

Bagsy Dale

LOL oh I see desert island plus hammocks emmmmm?

Now this show could turn out to be very interesting.

This would be a tough choice ...

Purely on appearance I'd choose Imogen. But taking everything into consideration, I'll choose Shell

Belinda, Belinda, Belinda.

Get back to revising, Miss, you are going nowhere.

In a recent poll, 67% of people said they would commit suicide is stuck on an island with Belinda, Belinda, Belinda.

Presumably, the other 33% would commit murder?

No, 32% of people would commit murder. Worryingly, 1% of people said they'd have the time of their life!

Sado masochists or just masochists?

Meanie!

Belatedly Actually, you sound as if you would be quite fun on a desert island, in a strictly non sexing capacity - how about it?

If sharing hammocks I might go for Roberto. There would be no one to annoy him (except me of course) so he wouldn't have to keep losing his Italian temper, and he can cook. Anthony Agogo was ludicrously beautiful, but he might try and talk, which would be bound to be painful.

I would have to pick Cameron as he was always my favourite

Shell Jubin - she would take me along even if she did not fancy me.

I could have guessed you'd go for Shell

the HM: Makosi.
the location: in the pool.
the luxury: a bottle of Cherry Tango

Just me and a hm on a deserted island?? hmmmmm well er yes i would like that, and the hm would be the luxury for me lol

What would be the use without live feed?

I would be Alan Rickman and the housemate would be LesleyBB8

Lucky Lesley!