Found a fun blog about The Apprentice, think this is the first one in a series running to the end of the show...I really have too much time on my hands...

http://www.guide2bristol.com/blogs/75/The_Apprentice

thinking bout the title of this thread...I actually DO quite fancy Ben. He's so well...assertive.

I fancy Ben!
He's a scrummy daddy lover, and I'm a scrummy daddy!

I heard he was into bears

Great news, I found a hair growing from my nipple only yesterday....mmmmmm.

I would ridicule the Ben lovers for fancying Ben, but I fancied Michael Sophocles last year, so I haven't a leg to stand on.

you put our shame to shame young lady, at least we have that half heartedly luxuriant facial hair to declare in his favour....and his pudgy finger.

Yeah, I know


Aw, Ben is quite pudgy. Sort of like puppy fat. He's just a baby really.

I think he works out a lot and is naturally stocky but I bet he'll get fat when he's older. Also he is the only one who appeared on the You're Fired show who didn't turn up with a crazy new hairstyle.

Ben doesn't even make my loins smoulder. Too short, podgy and rodent faced.

Is Ben gay?

I really don't like him, after reading the article on him and his snotty chums downing goldfish in a posh club last sunday ..i now think he is an utter prick!

I think it's disgraceful. First he swallows live goldfish, now he's setting fire to lions. Disgraceful.

I'm writing to my MP.

At first glance i thought it said Lions !!

I shouldn't have read this thread before going to sleep last night.

I had a dream* about being at a wedding and Ben being there and he insisted on talking to me all night and was trying it on.

*nightmare

He looks and sounds as though he would smell of Vicks

Yummmm
I fancy him.
There, I've said it...