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Old 22-05-2009, 13:49
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In order
Bread, white thick slice fried
butter
marmite
chips
fishfingers
cheese
veg sausage
2 eggs
brown sauce
fried bread

this will be my attempt today, i would have subsituted the chips for hash browns and may have dropped a waffle in but i havent got any.

or its bread
butter
mayo
black cracked pepper
cheese good mature stuff
plain ready salted crisps
butter bread
Yum

whats yours?
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Old 22-05-2009, 13:53
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In order
Bread, white thick slice fried
butter
marmite
chips
fishfingers
cheese
veg sausage
2 eggs
brown sauce
fried bread

this will be my attempt today, i would have subsituted the chips for hash browns and may have dropped a waffle in but i havent got any.

or its bread
butter
mayo
black cracked pepper
cheese good mature stuff
plain ready salted crisps
butter bread
Yum

whats yours?
How big is your gob? Is it hinged?
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Old 22-05-2009, 13:56
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In order
Bread, white thick slice fried
butter
marmite
chips
fishfingers
cheese
veg sausage
2 eggs
brown sauce
fried bread


this will be my attempt today, i would have subsituted the chips for hash browns and may have dropped a waffle in but i havent got any.

or its bread
butter
mayo
black cracked pepper
cheese good mature stuff
plain ready salted crisps
butter bread
Yum

whats yours?
You put all of this in one sandwich?? How does that work?
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Old 22-05-2009, 14:05
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How big is your gob? Is it hinged?
Like a python swallowing a goat. And as for the sandwich, well, frankly you are just not trying hard enough. You could easily work a bit more in there. Disappointed to see there's no bacon - tons more extra calories, but in a very thin slice. How about some mayonnaise, which I'd layer inbetween the marmite and the chips? And make sure the bread is fried in lard or dripping.

Get some of those fancy cocktail sticks to hold it all together. Serve on a plate sarcastically garnished with lettuce. Wash it down with diet coke, though - you don't want to go too far.
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Old 22-05-2009, 14:54
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When i was small on a beach i used to have a sand wich
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Old 22-05-2009, 16:14
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Two slices of Scottish plain bread, thick layer of butter, two (well done) fried potato scones, fried egg, fried mushrooms and loads of brown sauce. Mmm I could go that just now.
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Old 22-05-2009, 17:34
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White bread, Dairylea and salt and vinger crisps.

Or for pudding, lemon curd and marshmallow Fluff.
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Old 22-05-2009, 18:36
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Scottish Plain bread,
buttered,
slice of square sausage,
grated cheese,
chips,
tomoato sauce
Topped with another slice of buttered bread


num num
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Old 22-05-2009, 22:33
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You put all of this in one sandwich?? How does that work?
well just balance it and hold it tight then put your face in it

I have done
fried white bread
2 hash brown
2 sausages slice them longways
1 egg
tomatos
2 rashers of bacon
a waffle
baked beans carefully placed in the waffle holes
mushrooms
1 egg
tomatoes
2 rashers of bacon
1 sausage
black pudding
1 egg
fried bread
with random brown and tomato sauce in between
held together with 2 kebab skewer

gave it too my flat mate after he had recovered from a hangover then he had to have a 3 hour sleep after wards

hahaha Im famed by my large fry ups after a night out, its all an art of achitectual balance, however he couldnt manage to hold it in one go after 2 mins as it fell apart hahaha
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Old 22-05-2009, 22:49
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Most of it sounds great apart from this combination:

fishfingers
cheese
veg sausage
2 eggs
Fish with a fry up? That's just wrong.

Mine would be:

potato waffle
cheese
fried egg (runny yolk)
bacon
sliced sausage
sliced tomato
brown sauce
between two slices of buttered toast.

HUGE mug of builder's tea.

Big plate to catch the fall out.

Lovely.
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Old 23-05-2009, 13:35
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Bacon, mushroom, tomato and Mayo. Lots of people balk at the mayo, but it is the sandwich from the gods. esp if your at work with a hangover.
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Old 23-05-2009, 13:40
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I Had Iceland meatball sandwich filler and edam slices on a warm Warburtons seeded bun yesterday and felt quite guilty clearly I'm just an amateur at this
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Old 23-05-2009, 15:59
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Chocolate digestives.
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Old 23-05-2009, 17:56
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has to be fish finger sandwich, not that dirty though.
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Old 23-05-2009, 17:59
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What is Scottish plain bread? How does it differ to English?
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Old 23-05-2009, 19:02
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All I know is we call plain bread the stuff with black crusts - Mothers Pride is the main popular one. I think Sunblest is the other brand ?
But I've always known them as plain and pan Just the way I've been brought up

Pan bread's all the other bread without the black burnty crusts.
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Old 23-05-2009, 19:06
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What is Scottish plain bread? How does it differ to English?
It's much denser than normal white bread, possibly has lesss yeast in it? The slice are a rounded oblong with dark crusts at either end and none in the middle. It makes amazing toast.

In Scotland it used to be the most common bread and you were considered posh if you bought "pan bread" (normal white bread). And so, the phrase "pan loafy" means speaking with an artificially posh accent.
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Old 23-05-2009, 19:13
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Plain breads my favourite by a long shot.
I remember years ago asking my mum to buy that fancy bread that had the zig zags on the crust
But to be honest I find pan bread too soggy to have a normal sandwich with. I only use it for toast
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Old 23-05-2009, 20:24
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White bread, crunchy peanut butter, jam, salt and vinegar crisps.
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Old 23-05-2009, 20:56
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Get some of those fancy cocktail sticks to hold it all together. Serve on a plate sarcastically garnished with lettuce. Wash it down with diet coke, though - you don't want to go too far.
Yeah, because that makes the whole thing slimming I love the idea of sarcastic garnish, must try that myself
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Old 23-05-2009, 21:43
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my sandwich was cheddar cheese and chocolate spread...
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Old 23-05-2009, 22:28
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Whenever i made a sheppards pie, i always slap it on some buttered bread and make a sheppards pie butty,,Yum;;lol
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Old 23-05-2009, 22:55
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One slice of bread unbuttered
Salad cream ,lots
Salt and vinegar crisps scrunched to tiny pieces
One pack of crisps is enough for two

Fold bread and dinner is served.
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Old 23-05-2009, 23:03
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I've heard of some folk having a Scotch Pie inside a white morning roll... Haven't tried it myself, never say never I suppose...

I love plain bread, toasted, covered in Lurpak butter then topped with Rose's Lemon & Lime marmalade... I don't feel guilty about that whatsoever...
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Old 23-05-2009, 23:08
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I've heard of some folk having a Scotch Pie inside a white morning roll... Haven't tried it myself, never say never I suppose...
OMGI can imagine my son eating that
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