20th May – flew direct into Blackpool from Dublin, into a drizzle and a seaside resort which looked closed.
Day 1 – Amateur Rising Stars Latin in the Empress Ballroom. The largest field in the Festival of 482 couples, with only 20 from England. 16 couples on the floor in each heat of cha cha, samba, rumba and paso. Took a gruelling 3 days to decide. With no seat booked, somehow I worked myself into a frontrow seat. A girl’s bangle fell on the floor with rhinestones and swarovski crystals, still sitting on my desk as I type. If the owner is reading this, apply within.
Day 2 – Over-35’s ballroom. 235 enthusiastic couples, 22 English. This looked more like over-50’s and I swear there were some over-70’s. For the waltz, foxtrot, tango and quickstep there were any number of collisions, 3 women and 2 men fell on the floor but all got up and resumed in good humour. The Empress Ballroom is unique in having a rectangular side as long as 120 feet. In the quickstep the bunnies hopped with ever-increasing momentum in a long straight line. By the time they passed me they were like the carriages of a GNER Intercity Express speeding nonstop through Northumberland. My frontrow chair shook from the vibrating floor, and the worldlywise judges stepped back to preserve life and limb. After 7 rounds and many shakes of my chair the Belgian couple won the Final at 1am, followed by 4 Italian couples, 1 Poland and 1 USA. England where art thou?
Day 2 – Professional Rising Stars latin. 260 couples of whom 8 were English. In the early rounds of 7 they did not look any more Professional than the Amateurs, but by the Final at midnight the finalists were not only dazzling but cool and fresh and competitive while my eyelids were drooping after 14 hours.
Day 3 – by Professional Invitation, a ten-dance showdown between Germany, Italy, USA and England. Despite Hazel Newberry batting for England the locals lost to USA. Missed this compo. Why? Because in an upstairs room there was a simultaneous Congress of talks by dance gods. Recently-married Sergey Surkov and Agnieszke Melnicka showed us 3 aspects of rumba. Then my DS friend was among the models showing off Chrisanne clothes. George Coad then talked about ballroom past and present, explaining the merits of the “pressure step” and added for good measure tales of the late and much-loved Miss Bradley, and her minstrels’ gallery where 3 violinists used to play giving an impression of a cat being strangled.
Day 3 – age 16-21 Amateur Latin over 7 rounds. 284 couples, of whom 13 English. Did not miss this one. How could I? There were so many pretty girls.
Day 4 – the second day of Congress. Hazel gave some penetrating insight about a woman following a lead but sensitive and ready for any sudden change unavoidable on a ballroom floor with no traffic policemen. Michael Stylianos and Alan Fletcher then gave priceless and hilarious hints on latin, both ribbing Donnie Burns seated on the organisers high table, whom I last saw 16 years ago. Michael Malitowski and Joanna Leunis then explained what they did, how they did, and why. Joanna’s superfast spins again frightened me to death. Michael said they frightened him too.
In between riots of colour and music and adrenalin and the glorious informality of young dancers in the ballroom, I even had a home to go to, actually the Imperial Hotel which by tonight is choc-full of dance legends. Bumped into Karen Hardy going up the lift the second night looking very young and luscious. This morning saw Melia on a nearby breakfast table. I have been sworn by my DS friend to report all details, including what she wore, what she did, what she ate. I did walk inches past their table while affecting a sophisticated nonchalance. Without a direct gaze I could not ascertain what was on Melia’s plate. I shall need to tip the head waiter to place me on an adjacent table tomorrow. I have a feeling Sergey was not fooled by my nonchalance though. These legends, they see everything.
One night my excitement threatened to boil over, so I went to cool off in the basement swimming pool. Altoghether a very comfortable hotel with good beds and quiet at night. £75 per person per night looks very good value in low season.
Karen is one of the daytime judges, as is Matthew Cutler. Camilla with longflowing blonde hair and bright eyes walked past me on Wednesday. Gaynor Fairweather is one of the evening judges, as are too many ex World Champions to mention.
Will my DS friend pass out when she discovers what Melia has for breakfast? Will Joanna of the frightening spins retain her Latin crown? Will Hazel improve on her third placing last year? Can that frontrow chair much shaken but never booked be still seizable by a quick move? Watch this space as all will be revealed over the next 5 days.
Day 5 – Professional Rising Stars Ballroom, 7 rounds. 256 couples, 7 English.
Day 5 – Over-35’s Latin over 5 rounds. 94 couples of whom 14 English.
Day 5 – Amateur latin over 6 rounds. 360 couples, 14 English.
Day 6 – Age 16-21 Amateurs Ballroom over 6 rounds. 175 couples, 12 English.
Day 7 – Professional latin over 7 rounds (Joanna vs Melia?). 306 couples, 10 English.
Day 7 – Ballroom Formation Dancing with only one entry. Germany is therefore a dead cert.
Day 7 – Amateur Ballroom over 5 rounds. 240 couples, 20 English.
Day 8 – Exhibition Competition. 7 couples, England nil.
Day 9 – Professional ballroom over 7 rounds (with Hazel). 285 couples, 12 English.
Day 9 – Latin Formation Dance. 3 teams, 2 of them English.
Then curtain falls on Blackpool Festival 2009, a fullscale gathering of ALL the dance tribes of the world. Many happy memories to take away. Back the year after.
Day 1 – Amateur Rising Stars Latin in the Empress Ballroom. The largest field in the Festival of 482 couples, with only 20 from England. 16 couples on the floor in each heat of cha cha, samba, rumba and paso. Took a gruelling 3 days to decide. With no seat booked, somehow I worked myself into a frontrow seat. A girl’s bangle fell on the floor with rhinestones and swarovski crystals, still sitting on my desk as I type. If the owner is reading this, apply within.
Day 2 – Over-35’s ballroom. 235 enthusiastic couples, 22 English. This looked more like over-50’s and I swear there were some over-70’s. For the waltz, foxtrot, tango and quickstep there were any number of collisions, 3 women and 2 men fell on the floor but all got up and resumed in good humour. The Empress Ballroom is unique in having a rectangular side as long as 120 feet. In the quickstep the bunnies hopped with ever-increasing momentum in a long straight line. By the time they passed me they were like the carriages of a GNER Intercity Express speeding nonstop through Northumberland. My frontrow chair shook from the vibrating floor, and the worldlywise judges stepped back to preserve life and limb. After 7 rounds and many shakes of my chair the Belgian couple won the Final at 1am, followed by 4 Italian couples, 1 Poland and 1 USA. England where art thou?
Day 2 – Professional Rising Stars latin. 260 couples of whom 8 were English. In the early rounds of 7 they did not look any more Professional than the Amateurs, but by the Final at midnight the finalists were not only dazzling but cool and fresh and competitive while my eyelids were drooping after 14 hours.
Day 3 – by Professional Invitation, a ten-dance showdown between Germany, Italy, USA and England. Despite Hazel Newberry batting for England the locals lost to USA. Missed this compo. Why? Because in an upstairs room there was a simultaneous Congress of talks by dance gods. Recently-married Sergey Surkov and Agnieszke Melnicka showed us 3 aspects of rumba. Then my DS friend was among the models showing off Chrisanne clothes. George Coad then talked about ballroom past and present, explaining the merits of the “pressure step” and added for good measure tales of the late and much-loved Miss Bradley, and her minstrels’ gallery where 3 violinists used to play giving an impression of a cat being strangled.
Day 3 – age 16-21 Amateur Latin over 7 rounds. 284 couples, of whom 13 English. Did not miss this one. How could I? There were so many pretty girls.
Day 4 – the second day of Congress. Hazel gave some penetrating insight about a woman following a lead but sensitive and ready for any sudden change unavoidable on a ballroom floor with no traffic policemen. Michael Stylianos and Alan Fletcher then gave priceless and hilarious hints on latin, both ribbing Donnie Burns seated on the organisers high table, whom I last saw 16 years ago. Michael Malitowski and Joanna Leunis then explained what they did, how they did, and why. Joanna’s superfast spins again frightened me to death. Michael said they frightened him too.
In between riots of colour and music and adrenalin and the glorious informality of young dancers in the ballroom, I even had a home to go to, actually the Imperial Hotel which by tonight is choc-full of dance legends. Bumped into Karen Hardy going up the lift the second night looking very young and luscious. This morning saw Melia on a nearby breakfast table. I have been sworn by my DS friend to report all details, including what she wore, what she did, what she ate. I did walk inches past their table while affecting a sophisticated nonchalance. Without a direct gaze I could not ascertain what was on Melia’s plate. I shall need to tip the head waiter to place me on an adjacent table tomorrow. I have a feeling Sergey was not fooled by my nonchalance though. These legends, they see everything.
One night my excitement threatened to boil over, so I went to cool off in the basement swimming pool. Altoghether a very comfortable hotel with good beds and quiet at night. £75 per person per night looks very good value in low season.
Karen is one of the daytime judges, as is Matthew Cutler. Camilla with longflowing blonde hair and bright eyes walked past me on Wednesday. Gaynor Fairweather is one of the evening judges, as are too many ex World Champions to mention.
Will my DS friend pass out when she discovers what Melia has for breakfast? Will Joanna of the frightening spins retain her Latin crown? Will Hazel improve on her third placing last year? Can that frontrow chair much shaken but never booked be still seizable by a quick move? Watch this space as all will be revealed over the next 5 days.
Day 5 – Professional Rising Stars Ballroom, 7 rounds. 256 couples, 7 English.
Day 5 – Over-35’s Latin over 5 rounds. 94 couples of whom 14 English.
Day 5 – Amateur latin over 6 rounds. 360 couples, 14 English.
Day 6 – Age 16-21 Amateurs Ballroom over 6 rounds. 175 couples, 12 English.
Day 7 – Professional latin over 7 rounds (Joanna vs Melia?). 306 couples, 10 English.
Day 7 – Ballroom Formation Dancing with only one entry. Germany is therefore a dead cert.
Day 7 – Amateur Ballroom over 5 rounds. 240 couples, 20 English.
Day 8 – Exhibition Competition. 7 couples, England nil.
Day 9 – Professional ballroom over 7 rounds (with Hazel). 285 couples, 12 English.
Day 9 – Latin Formation Dance. 3 teams, 2 of them English.
Then curtain falls on Blackpool Festival 2009, a fullscale gathering of ALL the dance tribes of the world. Many happy memories to take away. Back the year after.





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