1. Stavros Flatley - Talentless, unfunny act. Kick to the face to all the other contestants if they win, plus little cash to be made from them. Perfect winners!
After the rest I don't care too much, but since you asked...
2. Diversity - The throwing of the little kid from one stage to the other was funny, preferred their routines overall.
3. 2 Grand - Surprisingly liked them. Both seem nice and I don't mind their vocals/songs. Granddad saying "tonight was the best night since his wife died" or whatever made me chuckle. Granddad's "vote-for-us-hand-phone" bit as he was walking to the end of the stage was classic.
4. Flawless - Watchable.
5. Susan Boyle - Bit overhyped, not really her fault I guess.
Pure sh*tpit:
6. Julian Smith - Too desperate for my liking, boring act.
7. Shaheen Jafargholi - Dullard, too much fantarding because he's a cute, young average singer.
8. Shaun Smith - Dullard X Factor fodder.