It's from the 'Bizarre' section of the 'Sun' ...

'JADE GOODY was forced to flee a nightclub after getting into a drunken fight with another woman. The former Big Brother star was last seen tottering down the road wearing only one shoe and with her left breast hanging out. Her opponent was left in such a state that an ambulance was called.

The trouble started when Jade went out boozing with pals to Club 195 in Epping, Essex, last Saturday. She has become a regular at the new club since she opened it with former EastEnder PATSY PALMER two weeks ago.

The evening began innocently enough, with Jade downing drinks and having a laugh on the dance floor to get the Christmas week off to a flying start.

But it is not like Jade simply to leave and go home quietly. As she walked out of the club the mum-of-one got into a stand-up row with another woman.

The pair came to blows and security stepped in to break them up. An onlooker said: “It was just like watching the famous Big Brother bust-up in real life.

“Jade was screaming at the top of her voice. A few punches and slaps were thrown on both sides. When the security guys tried to break them up, Jade just turned on her heels and ran away. It wasn’t a pretty sight and she looked very drunk.”

The source added: “She was legging it down the high street with only one shoe hanging off her foot. And one of her boobs had come out of her top and was bouncing around as she ran.

“A few lads were cheering her on, then she disappeared from view. The other girl looked a mess.”

Jade has become just as famous for her bust-ups as for being on Big Brother. The former dental nurse’s first legendary scrap came during the show when she ended up in a blazing two-hour row with ALEX SIBLEY and JONNY REGAN. She spent the next day crying and hugging her cuddly toy.

Recently she has been spotted in public arguments with boyfriend JEFF BRAZIER. In July they hit their lowest point when cops breathalysed the couple after a slanging match outside their car .....'

Taken from here.

erm i did read that this was essex, right? - std fair init m8

*Ahem*..Drunk, running down a road with her dumplings out, getting into a fight (potential assault)...regular at a club in Essex.....

Now.....who wants to tell me what a great mother she is......

Well, surely a young mother is allowed a night out. Obviously Jeff was at home babysitting.

Jade really is a quite outstandingly vile specimen.

Indeed Eejay.....a night out is fine..but she's just back from her two week holiday and has become a regular at a nightclub that opened two weeks ago.....Surely a young mother is entitled one night in with their child as well......

I know....It's very Victorian of me.....

Are you THAT old?

Obviously Jade's new video must work better than the last one which got O in the reviews - she can now run, on one leg, carrying a heavy weight in her hand at the same time.

Nah, changed my mind. I'm in total agreemant with Mes on this one- besides Jeff doesn't give off the vibe of a stay at home doting partner.

She's reverted to the loudmouth, ojectionable strop she was in BB. You cant change that much, just coz you've a bagload of cash from selling yourself to the mags.

My astrological prediction for Jade and Jeff (and I loathe astrology) is a breakup within 2004- this time permanent.

[SIZE=0][COLOR=silver] KATE THE MOST SUCCESSFUL MEDIA BB CONTESTANT APART FROM BRIAN[/COLOR][/SIZE]

Good god you can just imagine it can't you?

Straight into the kebab house for a large donna with chilli and garlic sauce and another fight. Over the road to the taxi rank for another fight and then finishing off the perfect evening by redecorating the back seat of her taxi home.

Makes you proud to be British.

LOL

Well, that pretty much defines STARDOM, BB style

What more needs to be said ?

I think Christmas has come early for Mes!

Ho Ho Ho....I've been a good boy this year.....

XDXDXD

You make some cool jokes Tally

It winds the Angels up! My Chrissie pressie to all anti- Katers.

Merry Christmas to one and all.

Tally's telling it how it is. Kate and Brian both have drive and determination and don't let their shortcomings stop them from moving onwards and upwards. Many of the other Big Brother contestants are so wound up in themselves when they come out of the house, they think they deserve instant success without having to continue to work hard for it. They disappear without a trace eventually.

Others may be able to work hard but put barriers in front of themselves, Alex, for instance. I can imagine him objecting to so many things that people wouldn't have the time to dilly and dally to his higher understanding of the world.

The Angels might me to us both shortly Tally!

Merry Christmas.

I think you guys must have got this story all wrong.
Jade gets an extra £500 for staging a punchup to draw attention to the club. She gets another £250 for getting it out for the lads and another £5 for running in one shoe.

A tenner says they'll last longer than Kate and Thuggie.

Jade, for all her faults, seems able to keep her boyfriends. Before she went into BB she seems to have had 2 long term boyfriends. Kate, on the other hand, seems to have had hundreds.

Rather similar to what's happened since they came out in fact. :sleep:

Looks like Jade can't even hold onto her own threads.

I still make it 3 before BB3 and 2 after.(perhaps you know more about Kate than I do though!!)

Kate makes Jade look like a Goddess. You simply cannot compare the two. Jade doesn't deserve that.

PS - You must include all of Kate's boyfriends and not just the once that she dated for than a week.

How incredibly petty and nasty.

So Kate's had lots of partners, so what? Her life is her own.

It's this kind of shallow rubbish that makes me realise exactly what calibre of individual enjoyed BB3.

Kate may have her faults, but she is not nearly as uniquely repulsive as loudmouthed bullying ignorant Jade, whose lasting appeal is based solely around her being more or less the post-millennial equivalent of the bearded woman.

That's merely your opinion. Here's mine ....

Jade may have her faults, but she is not nearly as uniquely repulsive as that bad mouthed, Hitler-loving, thug-worshipping, bullying, arrogant, cheating, ignorant Kate, whose lasting appeal is based solely on her flashing her repulsive private bits at each and every opportunity.

Does Kate really love Hitler?

When she ever bully anyone?

When did she cheat?

When does she "flash" her body?

A week?!!! I don't think so.

Its not only in politics that a weeks a very long time Eejay.