I was listening to Jon Harle on Radio Cumbria last week & he played a Christmas song that is without doubt toe curlingly bad - "I'm A Little Christmas Cracker" by the Bouncing Czechs, featuring the line "Bang a bang a bang a that's me". Surely the worst Crimbo song of all time.

I remember this song being used as the them to an 80s ITV show called Abolish Christmas, which was a forerunner to Christmasses From Hell, if memory serves me right.

Merry Christmas & a peaceful 2004 to one & all at Digital Spy

I'd have to say all Christmas songs. I used to work in one of the big Supermarket chains and they used to put a Christmas CD on constant loop throughout the day from early November through to Christmas Eve.

I now despise all Christmas songs.

One way for an artist to get royalties every year though..

I'm not a scrooge by the way, I still enjoy Christmas - just not the litter songs that get played to death everywhere...

Stubob.

I know i'll get in trouble for saying this - as it's a classic - but I really don't like the Slade song.

The Cheeky Girls one is appalling!

Has to be the Cheeky Girls.

And I can't say that this years xmas No1 is very christmasy!

The one with something like Cavalry in the title. I hate it

goody2shoes_23
Slade - Merry Xmas Everybody

susanne fan
Jona Lewie - Stop The Calvary

It got to be 'fast food rockers'.

I think Cheeky Girls is worse then Fast Food Rockers.

The current one by Cliff isn't fantastic.

Cheers. The cheeky girls song is rubbish as well!

Cliff Richard - Millennium Prayer
It's by far the worst xmas song ever!!! I also hate Whitney - I Will Always Love You, The Blobby song, Bob The Builder song and the Robbie and Nicole song.