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Your Moment On Telly Has Arrived Dear Susan, Grasp The Remote With Both Hands And We Will All Hit The Mute Button And Propel
You Into The History Books As One Of The Most Overrated Wannabe Super Stars in The History Of Entertainment.
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.SING THE SAME SONG ALL OVER AGAIN SUSAN YOU ARE A SHOUTY CREEPY WOMAN AND YET SOME PEOPLE STILL LOVE YOU!
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Her Majesty The Queen Watches The Beeb And The Great British Public Voted Diversity.


THREE CHEERS FOR THE QUEEN!

What?

Five stars to the OP for a brilliant thread.

Other acts also repeated performances. Why don't you mention them?

Love It!

Have you seen the (un)original thread by another poster, same title, more or less?

It's called humour.

Yes, five stars. The undeniable wit. The limitless compassion. The logic of criticising a woman for a hype totally outside of her control.

Stunning.

Not in my world, Louise. Not in my world.

Susan,
You should not sing to the queen.....

.....the queen should sing to you.


In years to come, little children will be sitting on thier grandmothers knee, and hear stories about Susan and how on the Saturday the 3oth May 2009, just after tea time the whole world changed for the better.

I am privileged to be living in such time. I hereby call for the month of May to be renamed "susan"!

Woah, lower your pitchfork love, it's just a bit of fun.

Once she Wins she'll sing plenty more songs,


and even if she loses America is waiting for her anyway so she'll make it unlike the others.

You're suggesting I'M the pitchfork-wielding lynch mob?

Quelle irony.

Oh dear, I feel so ashamed of myself.

Can anyone lend me a hair shirt?

Oooh i just love random misuse of the french language