You guys need a laugh, its all getting too serious, here is my ode to marcus.Apologies to the Streets
Close your flies mate
In single moment, your sanity can be turned around.
I sit on the couch, staring at Noirins twin mounds.
Sneaking a look at her bum oh so round.
My groin feels frozen, rigid, not a sound.
Please let me show you, how happy we can be, just us
I am changing, I am growing, I will soon need a truss.
The wicked things is, we are friends we have trust.
You cant talk to others, Ok if you must.
I look at her, she is watching Sivash and Bea.
Then her eyes glaze over and she asks is there any tea.
She watches the door, for an eternity.
When it opens, she is ready to flee.
Close your flies mate.
You aint getting any lovin,her mind is made up
Plenty more fish in the sea.
Close your flies mate.
I know you want to say, how much the shorts hurt.
But you have to crawl away now, its over.
So I then remove my hand from my nose, down to my side.
Its sticky, green and now stuck to my thigh.
Try to hide it in my palm, and its on my flies.
Try to hug her and she withdraws with a sigh.
Cos I cant imagine, my life without Noirin,
Doing all the things, I only seen on Playboy Tv.
This is not easy, She is a ****ing idiot. Surely.
Please Noirin, I beg you please.
She brings her hand up, where the bogey is rested.
She wraps her hand around it, and backs away disgusted.
She wipes it, on my shorts,, and rudely gestures.
Puts the rest on my chest, my patience is surely tested.
She peels for my fingers, from chest, makes gagging gestures
Pushes me away , says we are just friends again..
I am staring at her in the shower, cant say a word.
All her clothes just gone, gone.
She is wearing nothing, absolutely nothing.
I ask, can I wash her breasts out of sheer desperation.
I ignore what she says, try to change what she’s saying
Glare into her eyes, to make her listen again.
She’s a fvking idiot, Sophie, a fvking idiot.
I so wanted her and Siavash has her now.
I said, I would get her and that was my vow.
She let all that we could have had ,crash and fall.
She is out of order, needs to get of the house.
If I cant have her, it wont be that louse.
I know, I know she has told me straight.
That I am and would always be, just a mate.
I know inside the house, I find hard to say
Trashing you to others, not being straight
The more I try to control you
The more you pull away.
Close your flies mate.
You aren’t getting any lovin,her mind is made up
Plenty more fish in the sea.
Close your flies mate.
I know you want to say, how much the shorts hurt.
But you have to crawl away now, its over.