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ive been reported to the RSPCA!!!!
Can you beleive it!
Some old busy body at a childs party has reported me for abusing a goldfish! I may now be out of a job! I run a childrens entertainment show, we normally do childrens parties, school visits and youth clubs. Part of the act is a comedy magic act. In this, I actually swallow a real live goldfish and eat it. I then pretend to the kids that I by magic will send the goldfish back into the bowl where it will be swimming quiite happy again. What actually happens is as im eating one goldfish my assistant replaces the fish ive ate with another fish whilst the kids are engrosed on the crunching and chewing that im doing with the first fish. But today some old goat said she was reporting me to the RSPCA! I mean! Since when can you be punished for eating FISH! Ive been doing this act for 2-3 years so far without 1 complaint, and to be honest its cost me a few quid in fish, but it makes the childrens faces full of delight when they feel the magic I create. Some people! |
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Ugh... swallowing a live goldfish sounds horrid. Yuk.
:yawn: /|\ I'm sure the RSPCA won't be taking action against you
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Can you beleive it!
Some old busy body at a childs party has reported me for abusing a goldfish! I may now be out of a job! I run a childrens entertainment show, we normally do childrens parties, school visits and youth clubs. Part of the act is a comedy magic act. In this, I actually swallow a real live goldfish and eat it. I then pretend to the kids that I by magic will send the goldfish back into the bowl where it will be swimming quiite happy again. What actually happens is as im eating one goldfish my assistant replaces the fish ive ate with another fish whilst the kids are engrosed on the crunching and chewing that im doing with the first fish. But today some old goat said she was reporting me to the RSPCA! I mean! Since when can you be punished for eating FISH! Ive been doing this act for 2-3 years so far without 1 complaint, and to be honest its cost me a few quid in fish, but it makes the childrens faces full of delight when they feel the magic I create. Some people! |
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If you were any good you would palm the fish and crunch a shaped piece of carrot. Imbecile.
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next time you eat a gold fish i hope you choke on it, you sad twisted idiot.
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DNFTT :yawn:
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Most people didn't believe your "Ive abandoned my Dog, and I regret it." thread, I doubt be able to wind many people up with this one
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liar!
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Can you beleive it!
.... In this, I actually swallow a real live goldfish and eat it. |
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I find it hard to believe you swallow a live goldfish and do this in front of children. If you do, then you are twisted.
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Different day, different bull poo
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Bridge is ----------> this way.
In the unlikely event that the OP's not looking for it, eating live fish for entertainment is pretty crass anyway, so if the RSPCA does you for it, I'll be giving a little cheer. |
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Reeled in a few before post #7
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Reeled in a few before post #7
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Why does someone waste time and make up all this shite ?
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Why does someone waste time and make up all this shite ?
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WUM alert.
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Oh please go away :yawn::yawn:
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I clicked on alert,but don't know if the mods actually respond lol.
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I clicked on alert,but don't know if the mods actually respond lol.
![]() I see the topic-related ad at the bottom of this thread is about aquarium screensavers!! There's also one about being hurt and claiming compensation (perhaps aimed at the goldfish?). Sometimes these ads are absolutely priceless.
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Most people didn't believe your "Ive abandoned my Dog, and I regret it." thread, I doubt be able to wind many people up with this one
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Successful trolling depends on the element of surprise. The abandoned dog story owed its (admittedly limited) success to the OP being new, and the story being vaguely plausible (there are some very odd people on DS sometime!). To repeat the exercise, on the same forum, with a similar plot, shows a shocking lack of originality, IMO.
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Trolls normally do eat live fish, don't they!! Hook em out of the river with their hairy maws!!
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Trolls normally do eat live fish, don't they!! Hook em out of the river with their hairy maws!!
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WUM alert.
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I see the topic-related ad at the bottom of this thread is about aquarium screensavers!! There's also one about being hurt and claiming compensation (perhaps aimed at the goldfish?). Sometimes these ads are absolutely priceless.