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Old 14-06-2009, 19:58
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Can you beleive it!

Some old busy body at a childs party has reported me for abusing a goldfish!

I may now be out of a job!

I run a childrens entertainment show, we normally do childrens parties, school visits and youth clubs.

Part of the act is a comedy magic act.

In this, I actually swallow a real live goldfish and eat it.

I then pretend to the kids that I by magic will send the goldfish back into the bowl where it will be swimming quiite happy again.

What actually happens is as im eating one goldfish my assistant replaces the fish ive ate with another fish whilst the kids are engrosed on the crunching and chewing that im doing with the first fish.

But today some old goat said she was reporting me to the RSPCA!

I mean!

Since when can you be punished for eating FISH!

Ive been doing this act for 2-3 years so far without 1 complaint, and to be honest its cost me a few quid in fish, but it makes the childrens faces full of delight when they feel the magic I create.

Some people!
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Old 14-06-2009, 20:01
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Ugh... swallowing a live goldfish sounds horrid. Yuk.
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I'm sure the RSPCA won't be taking action against you
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Old 14-06-2009, 20:03
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Can you beleive it!

Some old busy body at a childs party has reported me for abusing a goldfish!

I may now be out of a job!

I run a childrens entertainment show, we normally do childrens parties, school visits and youth clubs.

Part of the act is a comedy magic act.

In this, I actually swallow a real live goldfish and eat it.

I then pretend to the kids that I by magic will send the goldfish back into the bowl where it will be swimming quiite happy again.

What actually happens is as im eating one goldfish my assistant replaces the fish ive ate with another fish whilst the kids are engrosed on the crunching and chewing that im doing with the first fish.

But today some old goat said she was reporting me to the RSPCA!

I mean!

Since when can you be punished for eating FISH!

Ive been doing this act for 2-3 years so far without 1 complaint, and to be honest its cost me a few quid in fish, but it makes the childrens faces full of delight when they feel the magic I create.

Some people!
Bit of a sick act not a nice example for children
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Old 14-06-2009, 20:11
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If you were any good you would palm the fish and crunch a shaped piece of carrot. Imbecile.
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Old 14-06-2009, 20:13
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next time you eat a gold fish i hope you choke on it, you sad twisted idiot.
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Old 14-06-2009, 20:16
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Old 14-06-2009, 20:19
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Most people didn't believe your "Ive abandoned my Dog, and I regret it." thread, I doubt be able to wind many people up with this one
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Old 14-06-2009, 20:25
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Old 14-06-2009, 20:27
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Can you beleive it!
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In this, I actually swallow a real live goldfish and eat it.
Erm, no actually I don't believe you ate a live goldfish
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Old 14-06-2009, 20:53
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I find it hard to believe you swallow a live goldfish and do this in front of children. If you do, then you are twisted.
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Old 14-06-2009, 21:02
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Different day, different bull poo
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Old 14-06-2009, 21:06
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Bridge is ----------> this way.

In the unlikely event that the OP's not looking for it, eating live fish for entertainment is pretty crass anyway, so if the RSPCA does you for it, I'll be giving a little cheer.
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Old 14-06-2009, 21:07
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Reeled in a few before post #7
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Old 14-06-2009, 21:13
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The dog one was even worse, a lot of people actually believed that and it went on for ages.
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Old 14-06-2009, 21:30
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Why does someone waste time and make up all this shite ?
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Old 14-06-2009, 21:47
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Why does someone waste time and make up all this shite ?
It's all the trolls have to do all day.
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Old 14-06-2009, 21:54
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WUM alert.
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Old 14-06-2009, 22:02
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Oh please go away :yawn::yawn:
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Old 14-06-2009, 22:12
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I clicked on alert,but don't know if the mods actually respond lol.
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Old 14-06-2009, 22:20
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I clicked on alert,but don't know if the mods actually respond lol.
Successful trolling depends on the element of surprise. The abandoned dog story owed its (admittedly limited) success to the OP being new, and the story being vaguely plausible (there are some very odd people on DS sometime!). To repeat the exercise, on the same forum, with a similar plot, shows a shocking lack of originality, IMO.

I see the topic-related ad at the bottom of this thread is about aquarium screensavers!! There's also one about being hurt and claiming compensation (perhaps aimed at the goldfish?). Sometimes these ads are absolutely priceless.
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Old 14-06-2009, 22:21
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Most people didn't believe your "Ive abandoned my Dog, and I regret it." thread, I doubt be able to wind many people up with this one
Well spotted, Andy. This pathetic individual obviously gets it's 'jolly's' making up posts like this...
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Old 14-06-2009, 22:24
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Successful trolling depends on the element of surprise. The abandoned dog story owed its (admittedly limited) success to the OP being new, and the story being vaguely plausible (there are some very odd people on DS sometime!). To repeat the exercise, on the same forum, with a similar plot, shows a shocking lack of originality, IMO.
Must be something mentally wrong with them , its not even funny ,and am sure i posted on the dog thread. I didn't know what a troll thread was until i read threads and people posting saying it was a troll.Weirdos everywhere.
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Old 14-06-2009, 22:28
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Trolls normally do eat live fish, don't they!! Hook em out of the river with their hairy maws!!
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Old 14-06-2009, 22:34
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Trolls normally do eat live fish, don't they!! Hook em out of the river with their hairy maws!!
Very true, but I thought they lived under RIVER bridges, not in ornamental ponds!
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Old 14-06-2009, 22:36
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What does WUM Mean? I`m new on the forums and its been bugging me for weeks
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