Haha on my ad I have "beat binge eating now" don't binge on fish, boys and girls.
One thing though, guys - why do you all assume he's 12 years old? I'm 14 and I'm capable of writing sensible forum posts. They could just be a bored adult, and it's quite offensive to see you all saying "You'll mature as you grow", "school starts tomorrow, yay" etc.