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Old 19-07-2009, 18:44
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Old 19-07-2009, 19:14
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Not SCD related...

German Opera
Manufactured pop bands
Bread and Butter pudding
Custard and / or rice pudding skin
Mobile phones / Technology in general
Everyone who doesn't realize that I'm always right

SCD Related...

Seeing the same faces over and over again in the Strictly audience...Don't these people ever go home?
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Old 19-07-2009, 19:20
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LOL! Never mind, I'm sure one day there will be help available for disorders like yours!
Luckily there is a haven for fellow sufferers and myself! Feel free to join us NinjaBiscuit!

Another SCD bugbear for me is the editing. This is probably the same for most reality shows but I don't tend to watch them. With all the hundreds of hours of footage available, why do we have to watch Lisa Snowdon fondling her bosom (yes, I'm female and jealous!) more than once? Why are some celebs deliberately shown in a good light and others in a far more negative way? I'm not a conspiracy theoretician but there does sometimes seem to be biased editing at times.
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Old 19-07-2009, 19:36
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...SCD Related...

Seeing the same faces over and over again in the Strictly audience...Don't these people ever go home?
Are you jealous like me?

Luckily there is a haven for fellow sufferers and myself! Feel free to join us NinjaBiscuit!

Another SCD bugbear for me is the editing. This is probably the same for most reality shows but I don't tend to watch them. With all the hundreds of hours of footage available, why do we have to watch Lisa Snowdon fondling her bosom (yes, I'm female and jealous!) more than once? Why are some celebs deliberately shown in a good light and others in a far more negative way? I'm not a conspiracy theoretician but there does sometimes seem to be biased editing at times.
Indeed there are many havens for this common and harmless affliction!

Totally agree about the way the editing is done though!
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Old 20-07-2009, 08:54
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As far as SCD is concerned there are three things I hate (it started as one thing and then the other two popped into my head ) -

1. Female celebs that flirt with anything in trousers (even Brucie) and put on a girlie 'little old me' act - yuk grrrr!
2. 10s when even a non-dancer like me can see mistakes
3. People who vote for celebs because they -
[LIST][*]Made them laugh or thought they were entertaining[*]Are such fanatics it wouldn't matter if they never even showed up that night[*]Want to rebel against the judges[*]Thought they tried hard and felt sorry for them and wanted to encourage them[*]Cried or nearly cried[/LIST]
In other words any reason that is not "I thought they danced well".

God I sounds so bitter!

Outside SCD I hate bad spelling and grammar (can't help it! ) and I don't mind men's bare feet as long as they have cut their toenails nicely - but no socks with sandals please!

PS I will probably have to post on here again later!
I dunno the sympathy vote for Georgina and Jan that put Spoony out annoyed me in series four but I would have voted that night for Claire and Brendan because they were entertaining so that's strike one against me as far as you're concerned. I'm also one of the derided bunch who voted Mavia back in after the meltdown and I refuse to feel guilty about it because Leticia also got through on a sympathy vote when Matt DA ended up in the dance-off because it was her birthday and she was a trier and as an older contestant at a bit of a disadvantage with the latin (the paso being a very honorable exception) which I won't condemn people for doing but I get a bit sick of her supporters condemning the Mavians for unfair treatment of her when she was a beneficiary of a sympathy vote at a different time and I'm afraid it's part of the reason why I voted because I wasn't convinced her samba and AT would have been worth seeing.

At the end of the day most people at some stage or another will vote for someone for reasons other than how well they danced on the night even my father in law who got angry at the continued survival of Fiona Philips voted for Peter Schmicheal who wasn't always the best dancer on the night - in fact some weeks was bottom and he wasn't the only decent ballroom dancer to be voted through rubbish latin weeks - which is also why Tish got voted through too. Funnily enough when I put the justification of voting for Matt DA because Tish's samba and AT would have been rubbish arguement to my father in law he said "well it would have been funny" which I think nailed part of the reason for the voting behaviour he despises so much - it would explain why Georgina and Fiona got voted off just as they were starting to get better.

What I really hate is seeing people with potential go early but I don't think there's much you can do about that and not being able to save Austin really bugged me too. Yes he had a bad week but Lisa survived a bad week with the samba and was able to coast by on one good dance which is why the dance-off if it exists in the later stages ought to be done on the weakest rather than the strongest dance. Jan Ravens bugged me too - if Matt DA was a brat then at least it was understandable in a 20 year old in a middle aged woman it's just pathetic.
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Old 20-07-2009, 11:08
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I dunno the sympathy vote for Georgina and Jan that put Spoony out annoyed me in series four but I would have voted that night for Claire and Brendan because they were entertaining so that's strike one against me as far as you're concerned. I'm also one of the derided bunch who voted Mavia back in after the meltdown and I refuse to feel guilty about it because Leticia also got through on a sympathy vote when Matt DA ended up in the dance-off because it was her birthday and she was a trier and as an older contestant at a bit of a disadvantage with the latin (the paso being a very honorable exception) which I won't condemn people for doing but I get a bit sick of her supporters condemning the Mavians for unfair treatment of her when she was a beneficiary of a sympathy vote at a different time and I'm afraid it's part of the reason why I voted because I wasn't convinced her samba and AT would have been worth seeing.

At the end of the day most people at some stage or another will vote for someone for reasons other than how well they danced on the night even my father in law who got angry at the continued survival of Fiona Philips voted for Peter Schmicheal who wasn't always the best dancer on the night - in fact some weeks was bottom and he wasn't the only decent ballroom dancer to be voted through rubbish latin weeks - which is also why Tish got voted through too. Funnily enough when I put the justification of voting for Matt DA because Tish's samba and AT would have been rubbish arguement to my father in law he said "well it would have been funny" which I think nailed part of the reason for the voting behaviour he despises so much - it would explain why Georgina and Fiona got voted off just as they were starting to get better.

What I really hate is seeing people with potential go early but I don't think there's much you can do about that and not being able to save Austin really bugged me too. Yes he had a bad week but Lisa survived a bad week with the samba and was able to coast by on one good dance which is why the dance-off if it exists in the later stages ought to be done on the weakest rather than the strongest dance. Jan Ravens bugged me too - if Matt DA was a brat then at least it was understandable in a 20 year old in a middle aged woman it's just pathetic.
It isn't compulsory to agree with me - as the title says this is a humorous thread - I don't really hate anybody!

PS Well maybe Sharon Osborne...
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Old 20-07-2009, 12:19
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Another SCD bugbear for me is the editing...why do we have to watch Lisa Snowdon fondling her bosom (yes, I'm female and jealous!) more than once?
I'm hoping she'll be invited back this year for that very reason

Has anybody mentioned the camerawork yet?
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Old 20-07-2009, 17:12
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Great thread

SCD related - I hate the fact that Tess is STILL on it and hasn't bothered to learn the opening dance step with Bruce properly, also because Tess is on it - we have to see that drip of a hubby too - why?
I hate 10's for non perfect dances, I hate the over marking so early on too.

Other - socks and sandals - I'll stop there, you will be grateful
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Old 20-07-2009, 20:48
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I forgot to mention the dentist who lied to me when he said...

A - This won't take long
B - This won't hurt much
C - Yes, I've got all of the tooth out

2 months later I was still spitting shrapnel out

Sorry, so wrapped up in my hate for the man that I can't think of any more SCD related ones for the time being
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Old 20-07-2009, 21:19
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I forgot to mention the dentist who lied to me when he said...

A - This won't take long
B - This won't hurt much
C - Yes, I've got all of the tooth out

2 months later I was still spitting shrapnel out

Sorry, so wrapped up in my hate for the man that I can't think of any more SCD related ones for the time being
Poor Stu

Non-SCD related - I hate that I'm in my late forties and still can't resist...NO!...TMI!... I can't write that on here!
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Old 20-07-2009, 21:47
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Poor Stu

Non-SCD related - I hate that I'm in my late forties and still can't resist...NO!...TMI!... I can't write that on here!
buddy you leave us no choice but to finish the sentence off

....jelly and ice-cream?
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Old 20-07-2009, 21:49
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buddy you leave us no choice but to finish the sentence off

....jelly and ice-cream?
Close, but no banana!
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Old 20-07-2009, 21:53
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Close, but no banana!
Is banana a clue

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Old 20-07-2009, 21:55
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I hate the way Len reacts on Craigs comments...

Non-SCD related - I hate that I'm in my late forties and still can't resist...NO!...TMI!... I can't write that on here!
Bob the Builder??
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Old 20-07-2009, 22:24
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Is banana a clue

No, the prize LOL!

I hate the way Len reacts on Craigs comments...



Bob the Builder??
Close, but no banana for you either!

Night night guys - early night for me!
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Old 20-07-2009, 23:03
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PS Well maybe Sharon Osborne...
Oh she gets right on my nuts too
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Old 22-07-2009, 09:45
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It isn't compulsory to agree with me - as the title says this is a humorous thread - I don't really hate anybody!

PS Well maybe Sharon Osborne...
Sorry I ranted - I don't hate anyone really either - although Len and Brendan have seriously annoyed me on occasions
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Old 22-07-2009, 17:00
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Sorry I ranted - I don't hate anyone really either - although Len and Brendan have seriously annoyed me on occasions
No problem - Len definitely lost the plot last year and Brendan...well, all I can say about Brendan is he gets worse every year imho and I don't know how he gets away with it!

PS I did like him when he danced with Natasha!


I hate the see through tops they make the men wear on SCD (even the pros) - tacky, tacky, tacky!
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