No, no and thrice no!

I mean this, not in 'Ye Carry On' sense, but rather in the Kick Ass moves and GBH style.

Which Time Lord, companion or even Adric, in your opinion, would Ross Kemp make a documentary about?

Okay,the Doctor and his gang are folks of peace, but... let's naff off any attempt at being remotely sensible here!

My money, such as it isn't, is on Eric Roberts' Master! If you don't know him, he's the brother of the hunchbacked, snaggletoothed Julia, who in her turn is famous for starring in 'Septic Woman' with Richard Gerbil.

Anyway, Eric Roberts is the main guy in classic action movies such as... Best of the Best I and surprisingly Best of the Best II, where the man possessed a washboard stomach that his mother could scrub clean the smalls of the Mr T. and the rest
A Team on.

Methinks Roberts could kick the butt of all of BBC and HBO drama while making Dexter look like a pussy-cat-dog.

Any further ideas would be greatly appreciated.

Who... in Who, kicks ass?

doctor nine a1ways struck me as the type who'd know when it was time to put down the sonic screwdriver and reach for an empty pint g1ass with which to wade into the ruckus

maybe thats just revea1ing my southern prejudices about midd1e aged mancunian men with c1ose1y cropped hair, 1eather jackets and a universe sized chip on their shou1der

I wouldn't like to see what happens when you push Harry Sullivan too far!

Never mind a chip on his shoulder, by all accounts he's got a veritable bag of spuds on his back!

Hard though... so who would win? Kick Ass Roberts or Head Butt Eccleston?

Harry always struck me as a true gent... but what are the dark thoughts hidden beneath that polished exterior?

I think we might have a Ted Bundy in waiting!!!

ecc1estone wou1d **** him up big sty1e my friend!

Eric Robert's Master would be too busy getting changed into a nice robe before getting involved in any fight - Eccleston's Doctor would finish him off before he even got started!

JAMIE!!!

He's got the highland temper in him i can tell

Let's not forget Jon Pertwee's karate moves hiiiiiiiiiiiii-ya!

The fifth Doctor could always clout you with his stick of celery!

Captain Jack is the toughest ! He even survives car crashes

The Sixth Doctor - I would imagine that dressing like that would have got him into a few fights.

possibly with a custard pie, a water bucket and a friend carrying a ladder

Could totally see that. Anyone who wears a kilt can clearly handle themselves (fnar, fnar), and of course the full formal attire includes a knife that will likely come in very handy in a fight against anyone brave enough to take the mick.

Speaking of which...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2YQIA...6721C&index=21

No one's mentione Leela yet, with her Janus thorns. She always wanted to put people "to the torture".

Since he generally refuses to stay dead, Captain Jack seems a good bet at first- but thinking about it, I'd say all that invulnerability means he's probably forgotten the value of avoidance, blocking and so on which are so useful when fighting. If we're including Torchwood, Owen was a largely unlikeable guy who got kicks fighting weevils and also decided against staying dead- without the help of a glowy eyed blonde.

I agree the 9th Doctor is probably pretty tough- there was a huge great time war, everyone died, except him (well, and the lone dalek, and the dalek emperor- though Davros had to be rescued by the loony dalek). That's got to put him pretty high up in the toughness stakes.

And how about K9? Literally hard, as in made of metal Or fellow tin dog Mickey, who somehow or other ended up fighting lots of cybermen in the alternate universe, despite having started off rather a wimp. There are worse ways to respond to being dumped for a guy a few centuries older

Being pedantic it was Venusian Aikido
The ability to dress as a cleaning lady and still look tough makes Pertwee my winner too

Or a milkman...

Ha true!!!!


It is a deadly celery!!!


Very true


Oh good old Jamie....He is a puppy at heart!!!!


Of course!!!


Yes another good example...






And three cheers for the multiquoting button that works!!!!!!

I go for the second doctor, you don't get a face like that without a few pub brawls.

He's built like a pit bull.

I've been thinking about this overnight and have had a change of heart.

Roberts may be tough and all that.

But I now feel that Langford is the way to go!

Mel, Bonnie or whatever you want to call her, has the potential to be a red haired she-bitch from hell.

You can see it in her eyes... they are sort of... dead inside.

All that happiness and bubbly nature hides a beast that wants to make crab sticks out of your lower intestines.

Langford, whisper the name, for it is the stuff of nightmares.

I quite agree and had completely overlooked the Langford. That scream would burst even the strongest of ear drums.

Spot on, my friend!

Langford rocks!!!

She's the reason for hiding behind the sofa.