He-hee - quite a funny article.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,4-2004032301,00.html

THEY rode into town to drink at the
last chance saloon. A band of desperados, all renegade Z listers, hungry for fame and fortune.

They all had their eyes on the same bounty at the Scary Movie 3 premier party – trying to get their pics taken.

Cowgirl KATE (out)LAWLER led the wild bunch to London’s Tantra club on Tuesday at dusk.

Pushed up and padded out to the hilt, the former Big Brother winner did her best DOLLY PARTON impression as her boobs “accidentally” burst out of her corset. Just in case that didn’t do the trick, she dragged along soccer star boyfriend JONATHAN WOODGATE for extra firepower.

Hot on Kate’s spurs was pardner TANIA DO-NASCIMENTO who “pretended” — just like she did in the BB house — that she’d switched sides.

LOL, but what's Tania doing with a low-life like Kate?

Trying to be rich and famous like Kate.

of course you're absolutely right, bystander. that's exactly what she's doing. and, just like kate, she has no discernable talent whatsoever. good luck to her.

Time for phase two of the plan, Tania - the footballer boyfriend.

Having the footballer boyfriend only counts if he's a Premier player, earning megadosh. Tania might have to have a rethink if she's still going out with that West Ham player.

Excuse my ignorance but what is kate up to these days except for the radio gig?

Nothing much, just dating a racist thug.

Judging from the amount of threads with the word "Kate" in the title, it's obvious she's still got the magic..

What radio gig?

The Angels Love Kate.

From the 3am Girls in yesterdays's Mirror .....

'BLONDE TV presenter Kate Lawler showed what attracted shamed footballer Jonathan Woodgate to her during a recent night out.

The 23-year-old Big Brother winner popped out, almost revealing her lady bumps, after a good few hours' clubbing on Tuesday night.

ooops-did it again!
moving on...........

Nothing for Kate today?

I expect she would have been hoping for an RBI today?

The two Mirror pictures were absolutely gorgeous btw-the best yet from the dodgy mirror-have they forgiven her for whatever it was she was ever supposed to have done wrong?
winning Big Brother3 was it? ever.

I thought she was a dj on xfm or something, what shows is she presenting now since Big Breakfast?

Kate was very busy last year. She's now enjoying a well earned rest. She will be on a radio/TV near you soon.

She will if, like Avolon, you cut her picture carefully out of the low life section of some tacky rag, frame it and place it on your television or radio....

Sounds like her pr person