With Timmy Mallet reportedly on standby in case John Leydon decides to bail out, who would make ideal replacements for each of the others? To kick off, how about these few -

Kate Garraway for Jennie Bond,
Alan Hansen for Razor Ruddock,
Emily Simons for Kerry McFadden,
Sharron Davies for Diane Modahl

Lord Archer/Lord Brockett
Chesney Hawks/Peter Andre

Hmmm ... John Lydon/Timmy Mallett. I'm really trying to spot the similarity there.

Anyhow, in the spirit this was intended ... (I've changed sexes tho)

Jordan/Jeff Stryker
Lord Brockett/Mary Archer
Neil Ruddock/Ellen McArthur
John Lydon/Sinead O Connor
Alex Best/Jeff Brazier
Jennie Bond/Martin Bell
Peter Andre/Sonia
Kerry McFadden/Stephen Gately
Mike Read/Sarah Kennedy
Diane Modahl/Alain Baxter

Would never happen tho

I read somewhere that Timmy Mallett is still on stand by if a man walks and Carole Harrison who played Tiffany's mum in Eastenders would replace a woman..........so they are saving their big guns just in case!!!