Let this be a lesson to us all...

poor andy is gonna go off his block when he finds out, had to get rid of daz because of that b*tch.

What I want to know is who infects who first, I presume Robert gets it of Donna, but who give it to her. Robert gives it to Katie who gives it to Andy. My GOD I think I will open a Condom Shop in Emmerdale.

With this being my first post since registering (though I have lurked daily for the last 18 months), I want it to be my grand entrance, so...

1. Hello
2. Where else do you get forum topics like this??
3. I laughed my ass off at the comment made about Robert looking like a ferret - PRICELESS!

hmmm, harly grand is it?

as far as i can tell.

robert gets it on with a prostitute in town, robert then sleeps with donna (by then shes infected) robert then sleeps with katie (hes passed it on to her) katie then sleeps with andy on the honeymoon (shes passed it on to him) she finds out what has happend and blames andy but its infact her that caught it from robert.

some of it is right, but felt like scrambleing it up a little, since its a spoiler. kind of.

chris

oh aye theres a sheep involved there as well.

Where will it end, as long as |Louise doesent get it. If she does then the whole of Yorkshire will get it

I am guessing it will end with stinging when urinating, itchyness, pain or tenderness and a trip to the clap clinic !

I hope ur not talking from personal experience

give robert the clap.

*claps*

now were all infected, except i wore a glove. :P

Its the poor sheep i feel sorry for

Welcome out of lurk mode

Well lots of posts since I last visited, but sadly no one else backing up poor sexy Robert. Oh well, looks like it's down to me again.
Robert certainly don't look like a ferret. He has a cute face, a really really really sexy body, and a great personality. Why can't anyone else see that Andy is just a dull, boring, farm boy, who don't deserve a nice girl like Katie.

Katie, the absolute babe, will unfortunately get all, including nasty itch, that she has coming to her. Robert will too although whether he cares is debatable.

Didn't go much, as a man, for the "pricey and don't forget it" show of love, emotion and committment shown by Robert in tonights episode, Andy has that one won in spades.

Whether the poor confused (& abused) bimbo can see that is open to debate, or maybe not according to what we read re the goings on at the farm on the eve of the wedding.

I am getting confused as to when who does what with whom, & when it is to be revealed and, of course, by who.

Oh what a tangled web we weave.

Oh what a tangled web we weave.
When we pass on a sexual disease!

lol

SHE IS LIKE THAT IN REAL LIFE SHE CHEATED ON HER FIANCE DAVID DUNN (FOOTBALLER) WITH FOOTBALLER (ALAN SMITH ) DUNNS TEAM MATE WHEN THEY PLAY FOR ENGLAND EVIL BI**H BELEAVE IT OR NOT NEITHER OFF THEM WANTED HER EITHER

U kiddin me right... Poor Sexy Robert???

Hes a sleeze, hit every ugly branch on the ugly tree when he fell down, and has the personality of a weasel.

Well did she look fab tonight or what? Levi, or whoever’s jeans she wears, should sign her up for an ad campaign cos if she is going to win "Rear of the year" for sure.

Any way down to business. Who is going to spill the beans? At the risk of repeating mesen (that's Yorkshire speak that). Who is going to do what to who and when??

At the end of this evenings episode Katie was expecting a little more commitment from Robert than "you can't marry him", more along the lines of "Marry Me Katie Please", and we all know that as much as he lurvs the sins of the flesh with the delicious Katie our Robert is just a little shy in the commitment stakes don't we??

What I find strange is that student Katie, on a part time wage, paying a large rent on a farm her boring boyfriend runs, can walk around looking like she just strolled out of a designer shop. She is a whining, pointless waste of space. Nothing but a selfish slapper who needs to be driven off the same cliff crazy Graham drove off.

as long as paul and siobhan are in the car as well

Sorry if there is a "th" missing at subject, the Bard was never my favourite. Any how , slapper she maybe, in fact little doubt, but when am I to find out the fate of the two-timing clapped out little blonde minx.
Oh and she didn't cheat on her real life boyfriend , did she??

Whitney I love you.
I totally agree.
Everyone is making out that Robert is the nasty one in all of this, but really it is Katie.
I don't think it is any secret that I am a Robert fan, but I still maintain he is great. He saw the oppertunity to bed Katie and did. Good for him. After all it is Katie that is getting married and should have stopped Robert if she really loved Andy, but as she let Robert have his way with her obviously means that she wanted it as much as he did. Dull, boring Andy just aint enogh to keep her happy.
Robert do what you know is right!!!!
Speak out at the wedding, make Katie confess to Andy what she has done, then take her for yourself.
You two will be happy together, and let Andy suffer alone on the farm where he deserves to be.

See even in real life she is the same. Robert is a little pusseycat compared to her.

Oh Greigboi, that wasn't a statement it was a question. Sorry don't know how to do ome of them quote things.

Anyway down to business, how is it , as Robert said, to be a day to remember.

Question 2 why is there no further mention of the happy menage for the rest of the week (there is no mention of a Honeymoon either) and "they" are farmers aren't they so getting away might prove difficult.

Question 3 does Robert let it be known of his various couplings with the lovely bride, and then backed up with the historical by young Daz by way of a character ref?

Question 4 when does the itchy and scratchy show begin and/or is that when the "affair" is discovered. Golly I can hardly wait. Wishing my life away here. I need some secreting of insider information, not you Robert.

Although i think Katie is a beautiful girl - was it just me who thought she resembled the fairy i stick on top of my christmas tree in her wedding frock

Agreed, but she did look good..................