Scene: Strictly Come Dancing Series 7, Show 5.
Bruce: And now we will have for the first time in Strictly a wonderful new group dance called the Pandemic. Len, can you tell us about it?
Len: Well I'm gobsmacked with this dance. It started in Mexico abaht 10 months ago and swept the country. It then rapidly gained ground as the latest craze to sweep all countries. The basic starter step is called the trotter, as you will see, the couples move around the floor trotting to start. When it reached Arabia they introduced the face mask as an addition to the costume for both the man and the woman. Obviously Miss Piggy from the Muppets is engaged to sponsor and promote this huge money earner soon to be made into a musical with songs by Andrew Lloyd Webber. The best song will be in the next Eurovision, it is called 'Happy Trotters.' As you know, chosen by a selected panel of the general public after being deliberately intoxicated. But the chosen song now to be played for this group dance by the Dave Arch Five is really great,
composed by Bob Dylan and called 'Hey Mr Tamifluman'.
Hey Mr Tamifluman
Supply a pill for me
I am lonely
Because no one wants to talk to me.
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