Hi, my name is Mordirith and I punch worms.
Late in the day i have found that being hatched from an egg is not the norm, my egg was brown and I don't like brown.
My early days were spent trying to avoid the larger trees in my garden often eating the various grubs and roots my small snout could unearth.
I had some raisins and milk for dinner today.
I have never had a chance to collect stamps, this upsets me. I do however have a collection of tiny shoes.
Things I Like:
Blue.
Pizza with 99 toppings.
Carving novelty animals from root vegetables.
Girls with no standards, morals or self-esteem.
Vodka.
Really creepy people who follow you about.
Buses with movie posters on the sides.
Things I Dislike:
Brown.
Worms.
Hangovers!
People that come apart when you kick them.
Materialism.
Not having enough stuff.
Small stones with sharp edges.
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