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Alternate Careers for The Bill characters
I reckon that ReggieBabes is the best, and only true copper in The Bill. He was born to be a policeman and couldn't do anything else. The other characters, however could just as easily have alternate careers, if they weren't in the force. What does everyone else think? Here are my suggestions.
Smiffy would run a paintballing centre. Gina a cigar smoking brothel madam Honey, a BA trolley dolly June, a social worker Jim, a journalist (the drink) Okaro, an MP Madford, a serial killer (no change there) Gary, a gormless **** running the coconut shy at the fair DCI Meadows, running a dating agency McAllister, selling endowment policies Brandon, a housing officer Nick Klein, a drug dealer/ DJ Cameron, ozzie soap actor/ model Sheelagh, dog trainer Des, dodgy club owner Hunter, competitor of Des, and employing Nick Eva, jazz singer Kerry, a high class hooker Tony Stamp, London Buss Tour driver Just my opinion. Reg couldn't do anything else. If not in the force, he'd end up on the street like all those ex army guys. Rudi
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I'm still thinkin Rudi, although your list is going to be hard to beat. Maybe Reggie Babe could get seconded to the FBI and help them in the hunt for Osama
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As I said befor I think you were fairly good in your choices, anyway here is my attepmt
Smiffy run a SAS type survival course. Gina Boxing Promoter Honey, Club 18-30 rep June, A Samaritan Jim, A Samaritans husband Okaro, The first IC2 Chief Constable Madford, Don Beech's moll Gary, a gormless **** who marries a rich nympomaniac DCI Meadows,used car salesman McAllister, Marriage Guidance councellor Brandon, marries a doctor and moves to Australia Nick Klein, a drug dealer/ DJ Cameron, ozzie soap actor/ model Sheelagh, running a bar on the Costa del Crime Des, dodgy club owner on the costa del crime Hunter, Personal bodyguard to Michael Jackson Kerry, Lap Dancer Tony Stamp, London Taxi Driver. He even looks like Charlie Slater of EE |
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My selection...
Smiffy - run a chip shop Gina - a Boxer Honey - Feng Shui expert June - teacher Jim - insurance salesman Okaro - doctor Madford - Prime Minister Gary - Santa's Pixie (failing that, my boyfriend) DCI Meadows - bouncer McAllister - Mick Hucknall impersonator Brandon - EE Dan's other long lost son Nick Klein - One of Esther Rantzen's 'That's Life' boys Cameron - Chippendale Sheelagh - international singing star (with her sisters) Des - Bailiff Hunter - Nightclub owner Kerry - Manicurist Tony Stamp - Mayor of London Eva Sharpe - High Court Judge Gabriel Kent - market stall holder Polly Page - Oxford Professor Rob Thatcher - Tom and Linda's next door neighbour Sam Nixon - Anne Robinson Reg Hollis - Rimmer in Red Dwarf Ramani - Careers Officer Yvonne Hemmingway - goalkeeper Terry Perkins - Woodpecker |
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Ha ha very good especiall Reg as Rimmer
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If Polly was a professor, would she be teaching maffs or feology?
I'd forgotten about Yvonne Hemmingway. Perhaps she could be a ballet dancer? Or join The Wheather Girls (It's Raining Men). Oh and Superintendent Chandler (deceased RIP) could do the voice overs for Talk Sport radio. Rudi
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Chandler could do voice overs for anything (as he already is - his voice pops up in the most obscure places)
As for Kent being a market stall holder - I see you thought long and hard about that one !! |
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I wish Gabriel would F*** Off back to his market stall
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Debbie McAllister has a new Career
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Debbie has to be the No1 foxiest chic on The Bill right now. I bet she's a right mucky sort.
Must dash. Off to buy Maxim straightaway............. Rudi
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