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Old 04-02-2004, 13:14
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I reckon that ReggieBabes is the best, and only true copper in The Bill. He was born to be a policeman and couldn't do anything else. The other characters, however could just as easily have alternate careers, if they weren't in the force. What does everyone else think? Here are my suggestions.

Smiffy would run a paintballing centre.
Gina a cigar smoking brothel madam
Honey, a BA trolley dolly
June, a social worker
Jim, a journalist (the drink)
Okaro, an MP
Madford, a serial killer (no change there)
Gary, a gormless **** running the coconut shy at the fair
DCI Meadows, running a dating agency
McAllister, selling endowment policies
Brandon, a housing officer
Nick Klein, a drug dealer/ DJ
Cameron, ozzie soap actor/ model
Sheelagh, dog trainer
Des, dodgy club owner
Hunter, competitor of Des, and employing Nick
Eva, jazz singer
Kerry, a high class hooker
Tony Stamp, London Buss Tour driver

Just my opinion. Reg couldn't do anything else. If not in the force, he'd end up on the street like all those ex army guys.

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Old 05-02-2004, 09:32
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I'm still thinkin Rudi, although your list is going to be hard to beat. Maybe Reggie Babe could get seconded to the FBI and help them in the hunt for Osama
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Old 06-02-2004, 10:39
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As I said befor I think you were fairly good in your choices, anyway here is my attepmt

Smiffy run a SAS type survival course.
Gina Boxing Promoter
Honey, Club 18-30 rep
June, A Samaritan
Jim, A Samaritans husband
Okaro, The first IC2 Chief Constable
Madford, Don Beech's moll
Gary, a gormless **** who marries a rich nympomaniac
DCI Meadows,used car salesman
McAllister, Marriage Guidance councellor
Brandon, marries a doctor and moves to Australia
Nick Klein, a drug dealer/ DJ
Cameron, ozzie soap actor/ model
Sheelagh, running a bar on the Costa del Crime
Des, dodgy club owner on the costa del crime
Hunter, Personal bodyguard to Michael Jackson
Kerry, Lap Dancer
Tony Stamp, London Taxi Driver. He even looks like Charlie Slater of EE
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Old 06-02-2004, 14:42
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My selection...

Smiffy - run a chip shop
Gina - a Boxer
Honey - Feng Shui expert
June - teacher
Jim - insurance salesman
Okaro - doctor
Madford - Prime Minister
Gary - Santa's Pixie (failing that, my boyfriend)
DCI Meadows - bouncer
McAllister - Mick Hucknall impersonator
Brandon - EE Dan's other long lost son
Nick Klein - One of Esther Rantzen's 'That's Life' boys
Cameron - Chippendale
Sheelagh - international singing star (with her sisters)
Des - Bailiff
Hunter - Nightclub owner
Kerry - Manicurist
Tony Stamp - Mayor of London
Eva Sharpe - High Court Judge
Gabriel Kent - market stall holder
Polly Page - Oxford Professor
Rob Thatcher - Tom and Linda's next door neighbour
Sam Nixon - Anne Robinson
Reg Hollis - Rimmer in Red Dwarf
Ramani - Careers Officer
Yvonne Hemmingway - goalkeeper
Terry Perkins - Woodpecker
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Old 06-02-2004, 14:44
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Ha ha very good especiall Reg as Rimmer
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Old 06-02-2004, 16:03
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If Polly was a professor, would she be teaching maffs or feology?

I'd forgotten about Yvonne Hemmingway. Perhaps she could be a ballet dancer? Or join The Wheather Girls (It's Raining Men).

Oh and Superintendent Chandler (deceased RIP) could do the voice overs for Talk Sport radio.

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Old 06-02-2004, 16:52
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Chandler could do voice overs for anything (as he already is - his voice pops up in the most obscure places)

As for Kent being a market stall holder - I see you thought long and hard about that one !!
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Old 06-02-2004, 17:20
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I wish Gabriel would F*** Off back to his market stall
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Old 08-02-2004, 08:22
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Debbie McAllister has a new Career

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Old 09-02-2004, 10:07
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Debbie has to be the No1 foxiest chic on The Bill right now. I bet she's a right mucky sort.

Must dash. Off to buy Maxim straightaway.............

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