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Character who needs slapped
Which soap character is most in need of a slap and why.
I nominate Gabriel Kent of the Bill because he gets on my wick. How I would love to slap him the ugly apeman
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I nominate Kat Slater. WILL SHE JUST SHUT HER GOB FOR FIVE SECONDS?!!!
Obnoxious cow. |
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Whilst you are slapping Kat Slater, can I please slap Sam Mitchell. I cannot stand that smug look on her face. I loved tonight's episode when Sharon signed the contract - Sam looked like she had been slapped in the face with a wet cod.
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McAllister in The Bill. And I want Eva to do it!
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Originally posted by Mirage I thought that was absolutely brilliant too. It was almost worth watching the terminally boring ferreras, (almost)
Whilst you are slapping Kat Slater, can I please slap Sam Mitchell. I cannot stand that smug look on her face. I loved tonight's episode when Sharon signed the contract - Sam looked like she had been slapped in the face with a wet cod.
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Originally posted by alan45 Nooooo nothing's worth watching them I thought that was absolutely brilliant too. It was almost worth watching the terminally boring ferreras, (almost) I have never been so peed off by a storyline, as this one with that blasted family. Maybe if I cared about the family, it would be ok, but when you don't like them, it drags and drags and your mind wanders and before you know it you have invented a zillion possible ways for the family to be zapped off the screen.
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Whilst you are slapping Kat Slater, can I please slap Sam Mitchell.
Oh please do. Or I'll grab Kat, you grab Sam and we'll clunk their heads together.Does anyone think Sam will be acting like Public Enemy Number One when her mummy comes back to town? I'd like to nominate Maya Sharma from Corrie for a slap too, can I do that?! |
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Originally posted by Soozycat Oh yes, definitely slap Maya and if you can manage to swipe Sally and knock some sense in to her at the same time, so much the better. Oh please do. Or I'll grab Kat, you grab Sam and we'll clunk their heads together. Does anyone think Sam will be acting like Public Enemy Number One when her mummy comes back to town? I'd like to nominate Maya Sharma from Corrie for a slap too, can I do that?!
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Originally posted by Soozycat Please do, she's begging for it. Can't Dev see she's just a smarmy strumpet?
I'd like to nominate Maya Sharma from Corrie for a slap too, can I do that?! |
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Originally posted by Mirage i missed it, what contract did she sign?I loved tonight's episode when Sharon signed the contract - Sam looked like she had been slapped in the face with a wet cod.
Characyers than need slapping: Pretty much anyone from Hollyoaks! |
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Oh yes, definitely slap Maya and if you can manage to swipe Sally and knock some sense in to her at the same time, so much the better.
Okay!I've noticed that whenever I think about who I want slapped, it's almost always a female character. The males tend not to get up my nose as much. |
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As well as all the above I have to say Andy Sugden from Emmerdale. He is sooooo annoying!!! Just some of the stuff he says and does makes my skin crawl and cringe!!!
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Originally posted by drakaina IF YOU NEVER GOT TO SEE EASTENDERS LAST NIGHT - PLEASE DO NOT LOOK.i missed it, what contract did she sign? (Of course look if you want to know what happened. Thanks drakaina )Andy gave Sharon a contract to sign, so he could buy Angie's Den, but she noticed Sam's name on it. She signed it and Sam looked smug as usual, but when Sam read it after Sharon stuffed it into her hand on her way out - it said "Up Yours" hahaha Last edited by Mirage : 13-02-2004 at 12:15. |
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lol
Thanx Mirage! i take it i was allowed to look even tho i didn't see EE? How stupid to put your actual name on a contract if you don't want someone to know your buying? Does she not expect Sharon to READ the contract? |
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How daft do I feel telling folks what happened and telling them not to look hahahahaha
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I say slap Charlie Slater.
If one of his "girls" came downstairs and announced they had a bowl movement he'd get all emotional, start crying and going on about Viv and/or Harry. |
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What about Emmerdale's Steph? Talk about 55 year old child! And now she's got the hump about her dad going out with Shelley because obviously that should have been her decision!
Did you hear her yesterday, "...she's half your age!" So her dad's 100 odd now is he? I think she's repulsive anyway |
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Skinny scheming bitch, the words mutton and lamb spring to mind as do silk purse and pigs ear
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Slap Janine, and don't stop slapping until I say so!
Rudi
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Although he is not actually in the soap, the character I feel like slapping in the gob, is that bloke in the Cadbury ad before Corrie starts. He holds out a malteser for the girl to take, then shoves it in his own mouth & pulls a smug face.
Grrr.....biff! |
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Re: Character who needs slapped
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Originally posted by alan45 while you're slapping Kat can you slap that darn Zoey, can't she ever go after an unattched male..... I can't stand her with her whiney self she's gone after Sonya's man(jamie) Kat's man (anthony) and then Kelly's man(dumb ronny)
Which soap character is most in need of a slap and why. I nominate Gabriel Kent of the Bill because he gets on my wick. How I would love to slap him the ugly apeman
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I have found myself saying "ooh yes slap them" whenever somebody mentions another name.
I never realised how many annoying, smug faces there were out there, and all are screaming "Slap me Slap me".
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What about Cilla - Les Battersby's trollope - does noone want to slap her, or are they worried about contamination?
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Cillas face looks like it has been severely slapped already
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Emmerdale I would love to give Katies BUM a lovely slap
But not for the reasons you are all saying OH OH I have got a stiring in my loins
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I have never been so peed off by a storyline, as this one with that blasted family. Maybe if I cared about the family, it would be ok, but when you don't like them, it drags and drags and your mind wanders and before you know it you have invented a zillion possible ways for the family to be zapped off the screen.