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Old 13-02-2004, 01:28
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Which soap character is most in need of a slap and why.

I nominate Gabriel Kent of the Bill because he gets on my wick. How I would love to slap him the ugly apeman
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Old 13-02-2004, 01:29
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I nominate Kat Slater. WILL SHE JUST SHUT HER GOB FOR FIVE SECONDS?!!!

Obnoxious cow.
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Old 13-02-2004, 02:23
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Whilst you are slapping Kat Slater, can I please slap Sam Mitchell. I cannot stand that smug look on her face. I loved tonight's episode when Sharon signed the contract - Sam looked like she had been slapped in the face with a wet cod.
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Old 13-02-2004, 08:42
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McAllister in The Bill. And I want Eva to do it!
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Old 13-02-2004, 09:06
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Originally posted by Mirage
Whilst you are slapping Kat Slater, can I please slap Sam Mitchell. I cannot stand that smug look on her face. I loved tonight's episode when Sharon signed the contract - Sam looked like she had been slapped in the face with a wet cod.
I thought that was absolutely brilliant too. It was almost worth watching the terminally boring ferreras, (almost)
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Old 13-02-2004, 11:40
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Originally posted by alan45
I thought that was absolutely brilliant too. It was almost worth watching the terminally boring ferreras, (almost)
Nooooo nothing's worth watching them I have never been so peed off by a storyline, as this one with that blasted family. Maybe if I cared about the family, it would be ok, but when you don't like them, it drags and drags and your mind wanders and before you know it you have invented a zillion possible ways for the family to be zapped off the screen.
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Old 13-02-2004, 11:43
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Whilst you are slapping Kat Slater, can I please slap Sam Mitchell.
Oh please do. Or I'll grab Kat, you grab Sam and we'll clunk their heads together.

Does anyone think Sam will be acting like Public Enemy Number One when her mummy comes back to town?

I'd like to nominate Maya Sharma from Corrie for a slap too, can I do that?!
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Old 13-02-2004, 11:49
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Originally posted by Soozycat
Oh please do. Or I'll grab Kat, you grab Sam and we'll clunk their heads together.

Does anyone think Sam will be acting like Public Enemy Number One when her mummy comes back to town?

I'd like to nominate Maya Sharma from Corrie for a slap too, can I do that?!
Oh yes, definitely slap Maya and if you can manage to swipe Sally and knock some sense in to her at the same time, so much the better.
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Old 13-02-2004, 11:51
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Originally posted by Soozycat

I'd like to nominate Maya Sharma from Corrie for a slap too, can I do that?!
Please do, she's begging for it. Can't Dev see she's just a smarmy strumpet?
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Old 13-02-2004, 11:51
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Originally posted by Mirage
I loved tonight's episode when Sharon signed the contract - Sam looked like she had been slapped in the face with a wet cod.
i missed it, what contract did she sign?

Characyers than need slapping: Pretty much anyone from Hollyoaks!
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Old 13-02-2004, 11:53
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Oh yes, definitely slap Maya and if you can manage to swipe Sally and knock some sense in to her at the same time, so much the better.
Okay!

I've noticed that whenever I think about who I want slapped, it's almost always a female character. The males tend not to get up my nose as much.
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Old 13-02-2004, 11:53
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As well as all the above I have to say Andy Sugden from Emmerdale. He is sooooo annoying!!! Just some of the stuff he says and does makes my skin crawl and cringe!!!
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Old 13-02-2004, 11:56
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Originally posted by drakaina
i missed it, what contract did she sign?
IF YOU NEVER GOT TO SEE EASTENDERS LAST NIGHT - PLEASE DO NOT LOOK.
(Of course look if you want to know what happened. Thanks drakaina )









Andy gave Sharon a contract to sign, so he could buy Angie's Den, but she noticed Sam's name on it. She signed it and Sam looked smug as usual, but when Sam read it after Sharon stuffed it into her hand on her way out - it said "Up Yours" hahaha

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Old 13-02-2004, 12:09
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lol

Thanx Mirage! i take it i was allowed to look even tho i didn't see EE?

How stupid to put your actual name on a contract if you don't want someone to know your buying? Does she not expect Sharon to READ the contract?
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Old 13-02-2004, 12:13
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How daft do I feel telling folks what happened and telling them not to look hahahahaha
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Old 13-02-2004, 12:14
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I say slap Charlie Slater.

If one of his "girls" came downstairs and announced they had a bowl movement he'd get all emotional, start crying and going on about Viv and/or Harry.
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Old 13-02-2004, 15:13
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What about Emmerdale's Steph? Talk about 55 year old child! And now she's got the hump about her dad going out with Shelley because obviously that should have been her decision!

Did you hear her yesterday, "...she's half your age!"

So her dad's 100 odd now is he?

I think she's repulsive anyway
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Old 13-02-2004, 15:31
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Skinny scheming bitch, the words mutton and lamb spring to mind as do silk purse and pigs ear
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Old 13-02-2004, 16:03
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Slap Janine, and don't stop slapping until I say so!

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Old 13-02-2004, 16:10
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Although he is not actually in the soap, the character I feel like slapping in the gob, is that bloke in the Cadbury ad before Corrie starts. He holds out a malteser for the girl to take, then shoves it in his own mouth & pulls a smug face.

Grrr.....biff!
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Old 13-02-2004, 17:37
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Originally posted by alan45
Which soap character is most in need of a slap and why.

I nominate Gabriel Kent of the Bill because he gets on my wick. How I would love to slap him the ugly apeman
while you're slapping Kat can you slap that darn Zoey, can't she ever go after an unattched male..... I can't stand her with her whiney self she's gone after Sonya's man(jamie) Kat's man (anthony) and then Kelly's man(dumb ronny)
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Old 13-02-2004, 17:58
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I have found myself saying "ooh yes slap them" whenever somebody mentions another name.

I never realised how many annoying, smug faces there were out there, and all are screaming "Slap me Slap me".
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Old 13-02-2004, 18:28
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What about Cilla - Les Battersby's trollope - does noone want to slap her, or are they worried about contamination?
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Old 13-02-2004, 18:34
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Cillas face looks like it has been severely slapped already
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Old 13-02-2004, 18:56
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Emmerdale I would love to give Katies BUM a lovely slap
But not for the reasons you are all saying

OH OH
I have got a stiring in my loins
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