After tonight, the line i least expect to hear is:

"Tonight's finalists....., joe and kristina!"

"Great job, Alesha. We are going to demote Len and make you head judge."

"Along with Jo and Brendan!"

Craig: "Brendan. You are so going to win this year darling!"

Obviously Joe, being a skilled boxer, you're instinctive footwork gives you a huge advantage over the rest of the celebrities.

Another week's come and gone, so has anyone get any little gems they'd like to add ?

you're the best dancer Strictly has ever seen

oops, got carried away by the reality

Brendan to Tess: I love the way Craig critiques a performance, he's so insightful

Bruce's presenting skills, I can feel them growing big and powerful.

Len:- What's with all that pissing about with the cape? You were out of time, you can't dance...

Alesha:- That was Fierce. That was really good and I expect you to win.

Tess talking to one of the Celebs:- Bruce's one ugly bastard...

Thinking of that lot going the Full Monty would give me nightmares

Would Richard Dunwoody and his dance partner, Lilia Kopylova, please take to the floor?

Some enamoured Rhumba couple: 'Would you please get your tongue out of my mouth.'

You'd never hear that. (well, clearly anyway).

James: I feel sorry for my dance partner, having to look at my ugly mug everyday (is never going to happen)

'Alesha, you are so good at this'

'Alesha, you are the most popular and well respected judge'

Ravs had enough latin practice now, but he definitely needs more ballroom.