I hope we're out first so i can just pocket the cash and have a few months off. Maybe catch up with my correspondance
Lines you wouldn't expect to hear on Strictly
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Tess please don't grope the male contestants. We're having problems getting men who'll agree to be on the show?
Female..pro(s)..to..Tess:..Get..your..dirty..hands..off..my..partner!
p.s.:..sorry..my..'space-bar'..key..is..not..working..any..longer.
p.s.:..sorry..my..'space-bar'..key..is..not..working..any..longer.
Pro: I thought I'd cancel my holiday at the start of October, but once I saw my partner I knew I'd be okay to go 
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Originally Posted by SCD-Observer:
“Female..pro(s)..to..Tess:..Get..your..dirty..hands..off..my..partner!
p.s.:..sorry..my..'space-bar'..key..is..not..working..any..longer.”
“Female..pro(s)..to..Tess:..Get..your..dirty..hands..off..my..partner!
p.s.:..sorry..my..'space-bar'..key..is..not..working..any..longer.
”
Last time that happened to me, I found a piece of biscuit lodged underneath it.
Originally Posted by fancynancy:
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Last time that happened to me, I found a piece of biscuit lodged underneath it.”
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Last time that happened to me, I found a piece of biscuit lodged underneath it.
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Mine had no biscuits underneath. But it seems to work again! yeah!
Originally Posted by fancynancy:
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Last time that happened to me, I found a piece of biscuit lodged underneath it.”
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Last time that happened to me, I found a piece of biscuit lodged underneath it.
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Would never expect to hear that on Strictly
Although it throws up some wonderful possibilities!!
Voice over: Time now for the judges scores. Craig Revel Horwood
Craig: 2
Voice over: Arlene Phillips...oh wait, that's last year's script...
Craig: 2
Voice over: Arlene Phillips...oh wait, that's last year's script...
Originally Posted by mindyann:
“Would never expect to hear that on Strictly
Although it throws up some wonderful possibilities!!”
“Would never expect to hear that on Strictly
Although it throws up some wonderful possibilities!!
”
I was wondering who'd come up with a comment along those lines - might have known it would be you!
Celeb(s): What? I have better things to do than to train for hours every day on this dancing malarky!
Celebs(s): Can we don't have lunch breaks and train instead?
(Oh, I forgot, Gabby Logan said that already.)
Celebs(s): Can we don't have lunch breaks and train instead?
(Oh, I forgot, Gabby Logan said that already.
)
Originally Posted by Strictly_Irish:
“This isn't a dream come true.
I don't want to make (insert pro partner's name) proud.”
“This isn't a dream come true.
I don't want to make (insert pro partner's name) proud.”
Female celebs: I'll not have any make-up because they make me look like my husband/boyfriend/male parter just socked or punched me in the eye real hard.
Originally Posted by SCDancing34:
“...and the winner is....
Congragulations it's a tie”
“...and the winner is....
Congragulations it's a tie
”
Like this one!
Originally Posted by mossy2103:
“Alesha: "I'm not cut out for this judging lark, I'm going back to the singing."”
“Alesha: "I'm not cut out for this judging lark, I'm going back to the singing."”
*storms out*
Bruce: Err...any other past contestants fancy playing judge for the day?
Celeb: I look horrible, what where the wardrobe thinking 
Tess: Oh, there, there, come stand with me, anythin'll look good then.
Tess: Oh, there, there, come stand with me, anythin'll look good then.
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