Female celeb/pros: "no more sequins please, i think 3 million is more than enough!"
Lines you wouldn't expect to hear on Strictly
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Chest hair is the latest look - bare chests are no more!!
(Anton celebrates by doing naked lap of the studio)
(Anton celebrates by doing naked lap of the studio)
Originally Posted by SideshowStu:
“My partner is a complete prat
I only came on Strictly so I can be a judge in a couple of years time”
“My partner is a complete prat
I only came on Strictly so I can be a judge in a couple of years time
”
one of the best so far
During an ITT segment on showdance, pro commenting:
"I laughed all the way through Brendan and Lisa's showdance last year."
"I laughed all the way through Brendan and Lisa's showdance last year."
any celeb "what do you mean I could have paid for dancing lessons any time since I was two years old?"
"the judges are worth every penny and should be paid double"
"You're my least favourite"
"Am I bovvered? Am I?"
(Great idea for a thread BTW!)
"You're my least favourite"
"Am I bovvered? Am I?"
(Great idea for a thread BTW!)
Originally Posted by SCD-Observer:
“During an ITT segment on showdance, pro commenting:
"I laughed all the way through Brendan and Lisa's showdance last year."”
“During an ITT segment on showdance, pro commenting:
"I laughed all the way through Brendan and Lisa's showdance last year."”
Claudia: So are you nervous about your showdance
Couple: Course not, hardly got much to live up to after last year's shambles have we?
Originally Posted by KitKat21:
“Female celeb/pros: "no more sequins please, i think 3 million is more than enough!"”
“Female celeb/pros: "no more sequins please, i think 3 million is more than enough!"”
Male celeb/pros: "no more sequins please, i think 3 million is more than enough!"
Brendan
"I'm going to use the same showdance choreography as last year, but with more lifts.
And my outfit will also be made from Bacofoil"
"I'm going to use the same showdance choreography as last year, but with more lifts.
And my outfit will also be made from Bacofoil"
In Len's Masterclass:
Him saying: Comedy is the most difficult to portray in ballroom dancing, it requires tremendous skill and timing. Here's a good example of a comedy routine done right. *cue in VT of Brendan and Lisa's showdance*
Him saying: Comedy is the most difficult to portray in ballroom dancing, it requires tremendous skill and timing. Here's a good example of a comedy routine done right. *cue in VT of Brendan and Lisa's showdance*
Originally Posted by mimi dlc:
“Brendan
"I'm going to use the same showdance choreography as last year, but with more lifts.
And my outfit will also be made from Bacofoil"”
“Brendan
"I'm going to use the same showdance choreography as last year, but with more lifts.
And my outfit will also be made from Bacofoil"”
.....and include a codpiece."
Claudia...'We were going to the Ask Len section of the show but we've dropped it as it was cringe-making, self-indulgent S****! So moving swiftly on....'
You were nothing like Fred Astaire in fact hear that noise, it is not rain that is the sound of Fred Astaire weeping after seeing that.
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