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Lines you wouldn't expect to hear on Strictly
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fancynancy
02-09-2009
Any judge to any celeb:
"You're too fat to dance. Train harder, go on a diet, or failing that, staple your lips together."
twirlygirl
02-09-2009
My wife/partner and kids hate this show and begged me not to do it.

I hope to gain some weight.

My wife/husband/partner hate me dancing the Rumba with my sexy partner, in fact they are punching their lights out as we speak.
SCDancing34
02-09-2009
Female Pro: My husband said if he touches me there one more time he won't still be 'trotting' come Saturday...
SCD-Observer
02-09-2009
Ola: Chris Hollins' so sexy! James really like him and they are best buddies.

Brendan: You don't need pae-ssion for your dance, just wriggle your bum and heave your bossoms if you want to look sexy.
katie_p
02-09-2009
That routine was really complemented by the excellent camera work.

<any of the ballroom or latin dances> is quite an easy dance to learn isn't it?

[in the last seconds of the final show] I didn't want to mention this earlier, but I got married a few weeks ago/my relative recently died/I have children/I have nans/I get stage fright.
SCDancing34
02-09-2009
Len: You did two perfect heel turns, but who really gives a s**t apart from me?
mimi dlc
02-09-2009
Len: "Seven" (in a perfectly normal voice)
katie_p
02-09-2009
Bruno: it was an explosion of passion, I loved it! But you missed a heel lead so I'm deducting two points.
whiplashed
02-09-2009
Any pro: Its fine that you're not competitive, I'm quite looking forward to October, November AND December off!!
mindyann
02-09-2009
Well, as contestant x has had to withdraw, we are a couple down - but that's OK, we've a contingency plan.
cranford fan
02-09-2009
Originally Posted by chetola:
“Brucie - "that was rubbish, give up now, nobody likes you"”


Or: Brucie:'You're my least favourite!'

Sorry I should have read to the end of the thread before I posted. Someone else has already said this!
SCDancing34
02-09-2009
Us! Have a contingency plan! Havin' a laugh aren't you?

Us at the BBC don't know what we're doing tomorrow nevermind what happens if someone p***es off part way through.

Claudia: Thank you for your inspiring words, Mr BBC boss who for legal reasons can now not be named .
mimi dlc
02-09-2009
"What time does Simon Cowell get here?"

"Ola's outfit covers her up too much"

"Give the band a Grammy"
SCD-Observer
02-09-2009
Claudia to random celebs plugging their wares: You are not here because you like Strictly, do you?
Wiz Net
02-09-2009
BBC announcer: "We apologise for the last minute programme change, but the entire SCD show has come down with swine flu. So here's a repeat of Some Mother's Do 'Ave 'Em instead.

Hold on!!!!!!! That could happen.
BuddyBontheNet
02-09-2009
I am useless at this kind of thing, but my top three so far in no particular order (as per SCD!) are


Originally Posted by cranford fan:
“Len (giving his score): One!”

Originally Posted by mimi dlc:
“Len: "Seven" (in a perfectly normal voice)”

Originally Posted by mindyann:
“Well, as contestant x has had to withdraw, we are a couple down - but that's OK, we've a contingency plan.”

Keep them coming!
nosilauk
02-09-2009
Bruno: "I'm going to give a different score to Len's this series>"
simmons_5251
02-09-2009
after watching john sargents dance, i realised, is there nothing on this show i wouldnt w**k to?

hehe, Frankie Boyle's joke to be fair
mintchocchip
02-09-2009
'Put some clothes on will you Ola?'
boddism
02-09-2009
Judges/Pro's: Alesha?? She'll be shit!
boddism
03-09-2009
The Finalists: For our showdance we're going to revive Colin Jackson's doll dance....
boddism
03-09-2009
Celeb: Why did I decide to do Strictly?? To revive my flagging career of course!!













......(thats the BRUTALLY HONEST answer..)
SCD-Observer
03-09-2009
Bruce:

We are inviting our past celebs back to show us how the rhumba and salsa is done:

Welcome Carol Voderman!

Welcome Matt Dawson!

SCDancing34
03-09-2009
Len: This year we welcome Alesha to our panel. She is here because....errr......errrr.....oh bugger it. Our first couple tonight is...
fern3
03-09-2009
I'm afraid Tess can't be with us tonight, so I'm pleased to introduce my new co-presenter Karen / Camilla / Angela / Natasha / anyone really....
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