I missed it - my VCR didn't switch on - and I'm very pissed off. My mainly miserable reactions to the awards...
Best Pop
I like Busted. No real problem here.
Best international male
Justin Timberlake. Snigger. Oh well, all the nominees were dire.
Best international female
Beyonce? Definitely not. Christina or Alicia should have won.
Best international group
Very strong group of nominees. Would much rather have seen Outkast win, but the White Stripes are OK.
Best international album
Justin Timberlake - outrageous! Outkast, Christina Aguilera, The White Stripes are nominated... and they give it to silly little trousersnake? Incredible.
Best international breakthrough
50 Cent... can someone explain to me what anyone likes about him?
Best British male
Will Young deserved this award. Bedingfield is a fool.
Best British female:
Well I suppose they couldn't keep giving it to Annie Lennox every year, but Dido really isn't the best British female, or the best anything else.
Best British group
Radiohead are head and shoulders above all the others. This result was ridiculous.
Best British album:
The Darkness are deserving winners... very happy for them.
Best British dance
Goldfrapp are brilliant. Very sad and sorry they didn't win.
Best British breakthrough
All very strong nominees. Sorry that Dizzee Rascal didn't win this category.
Best British single
I actually like Spirit in the Sky best out of that lot!
Best British urban
Very pleased for Lemar.
Best British rock:
I think the Darkness deserve their 15 minutes of fame, but their posturing is becoming a bit tedious. They need to concentrate on the music. Their latest single really isn't up to much.
Outstanding contribution: Duran Duran? Someone's having a laugh, surely?

Of all the highly over-rated bands that triumphed in the godforsaken 1980s, they were surely the least talented and most forgettable. If there's a similarly successful group who've had less impact on British music and enjoy less respect, I'd like to know who they are.