A shameless rip off of the "Lines you wouldn't expect to hear on Strictly" thread, but last night I was trying to think of all the little captions that ITT could use for the celebs this year. (Sad I know, but I was trying to get over last night's voting out!)

Ricky Whittle:
Something along the lines of "He's Whittle-ing down the other contestants"

Jo Wood:
"Hoping she won't dance like a plank"

Martina Hingis:
"...OUT" (Sorry..I did like her and Matt!)

Richard Dunwoody:
*Insert as many horse jokes here as you can*

Ricky Groves:
"He's doing his Groves thing" (Might work..?)

(BBC if you use these, I demand full credit)

Richard and Lilia:
*Insert as many whip jokes as you can*

Alesha:
"You're in *insert colour here*...that deserves bonus points!"