Nominate your post of the day here! :p

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isopap

25-09-2009

Originally Posted by fern3:
“Diary of Kirsty Young-Jones 24th September

9.00 pm

Good evening, and welcome to Crimewatch.

This month we are asking you to keep a lookout for a particularly scary character, seen at large last Friday and Saturday. Witnesses say he is tall, well muscled, with short, dark hair and an ego. He is known to use the alias “Rav”. He was last seen wearing extremely tight trousers and too many sequins.

Police are extremely keen to speak to him in connection with the murder of a Tango on Friday, and are very concerned for the safety of his red-headed accomplice. Rav is known to be very strong and can crush a woman with his bare hands.

His last known whereabouts was the ITT studios on Tuesday, where he was quite visibly green with anger. It appears that he narrowly escaped capture on Saturday night by conning his way into the trust of an old aged pensioner called Len.

Police say he is a danger the viewing public and should not be approached. Anyone with any information should call the BBC Voting Line and vote for Joe.

That’s all for tonight’s program, and don’t forget….. tango abuse is rarer than you think, so don’t have nightmares.

Goodnight.”

This gets my vote for today! Especially It appears that he narrowly escaped capture on Saturday night by conning his way into the trust of an old aged pensioner called Len.

Originally posted in Strictly Bridget Jones btw

fancynancy

25-09-2009

From the "If not Alesha or Arlene - who would YOU have picked" thread, posted by Winehouse:

Yes, I agree with Myleene Klass too.

A really excellent choice in my opinion.

Dynamic personality and rich incisive and always cutting comments that would really add a lot to the show.

And, I believe, she is currently studying for a degree in astronomy, therefore her eyesight must be pretty good too.

We need more Myleene on the box. This talent must not be allowed to go to waste.

After all, she's tried just about everything else, so why not dancing judge.

In fact let's go all the way and totally rebrand the show as 'Myleene's Dancing With The Stars Through The End Of A Very Powerful Telescope.'

Yes, that could work.[/quote]

BuddyBontheNet

26-09-2009

This made me smile

Originally Posted by babinaba:
“obviously you don't think I'm entitled to my own opinion if you're calling me silly.

Originally Posted by Bhoy1888:
“you are entitled to an opinion but if its silly then I have the right to say that in the thread

I still like you mind.Your my favorite
Originally Posted by babinaba:
“patronising beep”
”
”

BuddyBontheNet

26-09-2009

Got to nominate this one from the 'Let's Help the Judges' thread suggesting puns on the celebs' names that the judges might use!

Originally Posted by Seymour:
“Maybe someone will tell Natalie to hopalong !”

DavidJames

28-09-2009

Originally Posted by Phyllis Stein:
“It pains me to say it as I really liked her last series....but Kristina is starting to exhibit all the desperation of an Odessa Docks hooker ”

Classic, almost Monkseal-esque

-Sid-

28-09-2009

My first official contribution to this thread and I nominate the following post:

Originally Posted by Lorelei Lee:
“Natalie has more than confidence - she's got balls!

I am yet to see an interview with her, in any medium and on any topic, in which she resorts to mouthing the usual platitudes. She tells it exactly as she sees it and doesn't worry about how people may be perceiving her remarks, because she expects them to be taken at face value.

Anybody going in for over-analysis of why she has bemoaned her low tango scores (and let's not forget, she did go first, which is always a bad spot because you're setting the standard of the evening) is going to come unstuck, because they're trying to see things that aren't there.

Natalie's been true to herself through all the flak about her weight and I doubt a few people misinterpreting her genuine disappointment as arrogance will bother her.”

Sylvia

28-09-2009

My favourite is Post # 40 in the SCD thread entitled 'Spelling' which has unfortunaqtely been closed by the powers that be.

BuddyBontheNet

28-09-2009

This is mine so far today on the 'Natalie Cassidy: Arrogant? thread

Originally Posted by bunnyds:
“It's the Chris Parker factor. Never liked the woman, took an instant dislike to her as soon as I saw her on 'enders. Don't know why, but still can't stand her - perhaps she's a reptilian alien or a terminator...
Originally Posted by Sylvia:
“I feel exactly the same way about her, though it's maybe because 'Sonia' was such a loathsome creature and subconsciously I get the two confused.”
”

I always thought it was just a joke when actors said people get them confused with the characters they play!

-Sid-

28-09-2009

I think my choice might have been a bit too serious having read the other posts on here!

BuddyBontheNet

28-09-2009

Originally Posted by -Sid-:
“I think my choice might have been a bit too serious having read the other posts on here!”

No, not at all Sid, a nomination doesn't have to be funny.

Daisy_M

28-09-2009

Originally Posted by SaraV1308:
“WEll he certainly wont get a 10 for his Latin...! ”

Originally Posted by See:
“You never know, he might come out with a great rumba, i'll have my eyes shut so won't see it unfortunately”

This quote from See in the 'Anton and the illusive 10 thread' made me laugh.

Jan2555*GG*

29-09-2009

Posted by Three Left Feet on Ricky and Natalie thread

Never mind the puppy dog look. I had to wrestle the phone off Mrs Three Left Feet on Saturday to ensure our vote went to Tuffers and not Ricky.

I've got nothing against Ricky. In fact, he has nothing going for him except that he's good looking, got a great body, is a great mover and seems like a really nice guy. Mrs T-L-F was temporarily overcome with sympathy in the face of such disadvantages and wanted to vote for him.

I had to tutor her that any man who can bowl Engalnd to victory in an Ashes test match (Oval 1997) is clearly more deserving of our vote than a soap star, even from the mighty Hollyoaks. Dancing skills are a complete irrelevance IMHO

Brillient

-Sid-

29-09-2009

Good choice Jan

Yewtree

30-09-2009

A thread to mock people/views you don't like? Lovely. You should do a better job of hiding it next time.

Agent Krycek

30-09-2009

Originally Posted by Yewtree:
“A thread to mock people/views you don't like? Lovely. You should do a better job of hiding it next time.”

Or maybe you should try and read the thread properly? Most of the choices have been posts people have found witty and extremely funny, Sid's gone for a couple that he/she liked the sentiment behind and found well written - I've yet to see anyone mocking anyone's views on here.

Jan2555*GG*

30-09-2009

I havent posted anything that mocks the original poster in fact quite the opposite I have put posts that I think are witty or clever and would be devastated if the original poster thinks I am mocking them which is not the intention of this thread I am sure.

SCD-Observer

30-09-2009

Originally Posted by Yewtree:
“A thread to mock people/views you don't like? Lovely. You should do a better job of hiding it next time.”

Knickers. Twist.

Dog.Barking.Wrong.Tree.

Seymour

30-09-2009

Originally Posted by SCD-Observer:
“Knickers. Twist.

Dog.Barking.Wrong.Tree.”

Post of the day.

DavidJames

30-09-2009

My nomination:

Originally Posted by nancy1975:
“Tango; man looks angry. Woman looks like mannequin in New Look. Stomp across the floor with bent legs. Stomp back. Do a few kicks. Stomp.

Foxtrot; walking abaht.

Paso; man looks a prat. Usually. Woman looks blank. Drag. Walk. Drag. Walk. Drag. Woman to the floor. Man dominant. Though still looks a prat.

Rumba; walking abaht.

Waltz; head on shoulder cheesy opening. Twirl. Left. Twirl. Right. Spin. Twirl. End up necking.

Quickstep; hop, skip, tumble.

Salsa; flail flail flail.

Samba; just bloody stupid. Who in their right mind would invent this one? Man tries to break woman's back with rolls. Run around together and fall over each other. Bounce bounce bounce like Tigger.

AT; man and woman try to break each other's legs.”

isopap

30-09-2009

Originally Posted by DavidJames:
“My nomination:”

That's really funny what thread did it come from?

Agent Krycek

30-09-2009

Originally Posted by isopap:
“That's really funny what thread did it come from?”

The non appreciation thread

Jan2555*GG*

30-09-2009

Thats a good un Nancy thanks for posting DavidJames

BuddyBontheNet

30-09-2009

Originally Posted by Yewtree:
“A thread to mock people/views you don't like? Lovely. You should do a better job of hiding it next time.”

You really have got the wrong end of the stick about this thread.

heyjude

30-09-2009

Originally Posted by DavidJames:
“My nomination:”

Darn - I was just going to nom that

BuddyBontheNet

30-09-2009

Originally Posted by heyjude:
“Darn - I was just going to nom that ”

I keep getting pipped at the post too!

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