Nominate your post of the day here! :p

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BuddyBontheNet

30-09-2009

I've just read this on the limericks thread!

Originally Posted by Mr McGoldrick:
“Len and Bruno had the after show blues
So they took themselves off on a cruise
Just off the Bahamas
Len lost his pyjamas
Front page in the Nassau News

Now Bruno had his eyes on a hunk
In his cabin he readied his bunk
But when Len staggered back
With a stripper called Jack
The stallions plans they were sunk

Back on dry land they reminisced
About who they had courted and kissed
They remembered the bimbo
The "alternative" limbo
My God they must have been p****d!!!!”

isopap

30-09-2009

Originally Posted by Agent Krycek:
“The non appreciation thread ”

Thank you

nancy1975

30-09-2009

Originally Posted by DavidJames:
“My nomination:”

My life is complete. Ta

The annoying thing is, you think of more stuff to add on to after and I'm sure others have as well on the non app. Perhaps we'll have to put together an expanded version with all the dances.

To any interlopers...no, we do not have lives.

Agent Krycek

30-09-2009

Originally Posted by nancy1975:
“My life is complete. Ta

The annoying thing is, you think of more stuff to add on to after and I'm sure others have as well on the non app. Perhaps we'll have to put together an expanded version with all the dances.

To any interlopers...no, we do not have lives.”

But we do have nutella and vodka

Wiskas

30-09-2009

Originally Posted by Agent Krycek:
“But we do have nutella and vodka ”

And custard

mindyann

30-09-2009

Originally Posted by Wiskas:
“And custard ”

And pets.

fizzy T

30-09-2009

Originally Posted by Agent Krycek:
“But we do have nutella and vodka ”

I thought all the Nutella was stashed in Bar Cutler!!

samiskim

30-09-2009

Originally Posted by winenroses

Quote:

Dear Deidre

It's not often I'm angry, but now I'm angry. Some lazy journalist has written an article, in inverted commas, which libellously suggests that my real name is Anthony Beak.

As if it wasn't bad enough that my chin is longer than Brucie Forsyth's, and as Craig kindly pointed out once, that I have the teeth of Shergar (hope they never find him by the way, I'll have to give them back), I now have to put up with this. Marvellous, absolutely marvellous. Being a gentleman,I won't mention the other things I have to put up with.

I pride myself on my mysterious and exotic past. I don't like being Mr Angry, but I must admit I am a little bit cross. Can you advise me?

Yours

Anton du Beke

Unquote

BuddyBontheNet

01-10-2009

Originally Posted by samiskim:
“Originally Posted by winenroses

Quote:

Dear Deidre

It's not often I'm angry, but now I'm angry. Some lazy journalist has written an article, in inverted commas, which libellously suggests that my real name is Anthony Beak.

As if it wasn't bad enough that my chin is longer than Brucie Forsyth's, and as Craig kindly pointed out once, that I have the teeth of Shergar (hope they never find him by the way, I'll have to give them back), I now have to put up with this. Marvellous, absolutely marvellous. Being a gentleman,I won't mention the other things I have to put up with.

I pride myself on my mysterious and exotic past. I don't like being Mr Angry, but I must admit I am a little bit cross. Can you advise me?

Yours

Anton du Beke

Unquote”

Why did I hear Anton's voice in my head as I read this?

mimi dlc

01-10-2009

A couple of days late but this made me laugh - about Natalie Lowe's teeth

Shappy

01-10-2009

I liked this one, in response to Natalie Cassidy's Cha Cha face:

Originally Posted by Aida:
“Why on earth would she stop pulling 'silly faces' while the spirit of Saint Karen Hardy, possibly the worst gurner ever, lives on in the person of the new professional dancer, also named 'Natalie'? ”

BuddyBontheNet

02-10-2009

This had me laughing out loud on the 'Jade and Ian' thread!

isis333 - Are they an item? I've noticed that Jade is VERY tactile with him. Perhaps I'm just looking into things too closely

qwertyqueen - Ian is gay.

gibletjohn - I dont think Jade has a willy

Xassy - How do you know?

Camino - just ask Mark Foster

pickledgherkin - How would Mark Foster know whether or not Jade has a willy????????

Xassy - This thread is very confusing.

There were a few posts in between, but this was the gist of one conversation going on!

SCDancing34

02-10-2009

Originally Posted by BuddyBontheNet:
“This had me laughing out loud on the 'Jade and Ian' thread!

isis333 - Are they an item? I've noticed that Jade is VERY tactile with him. Perhaps I'm just looking into things too closely

qwertyqueen - Ian is gay.

gibletjohn - I dont think Jade has a willy

Xassy - How do you know?

Camino - just ask Mark Foster

pickledgherkin - How would Mark Foster know whether or not Jade has a willy????????

Xassy - This thread is very confusing.

There were a few posts in between, but this was the gist of one
conversation going on! ”

maybe this is the kind of thing those two were talking about when they suggested a late night version of strictly

BuddyBontheNet

02-10-2009

Originally Posted by SCDancing34:
“maybe this is the kind of thing those two were talking about when they suggested a late night version of strictly .”

Could be, could be!

SCDancing34

02-10-2009

Originally Posted by BuddyBontheNet:
“Could be, could be!”

The mind boggles at such thoughts...

Ali and Brian may be storing a few after hours suprises too for us (although was intended to be worded slightly more dignified

)

BuddyBontheNet

03-10-2009

Got to nominate this one from the thread about whether or not Brendan should be sacked from SCD for killing a chicken -

Originally Posted by mimi dlc:
“No.

If he does the same to jo on the dance floor, I will consider my decision.”

SCDancing34

03-10-2009

Along the same lines of Buddy's above, this time from the Non-Appreciation Thread:

Originally Posted by mimi dlc:
“However, if Brendan makes any comment about "putting Jo out of her misery", I would be very very afraid.”

mimi dlc

03-10-2009

Thanks v much you two!
I'll get hounded by chicken lovers now

BuddyBontheNet

03-10-2009

Originally Posted by mimi dlc:
“Thanks v much you two!
I'll get hounded by chicken lovers now”

I don't know...there are a few people on here who really don't like Jo!

BuddyBontheNet

03-10-2009

From tonight's show thread when Brendan and Jo came on

Originally Posted by SCDancing34:
“Here we go, the chicken killer and the granny.”

SCDancing34

04-10-2009

Thanks Buddy

spider9

04-10-2009

This little exchange made me chuckle.

Originally Posted by Winehouse:
“Probably the one who has irritated me the most so far is Lynda Bellingham. Which is strange because I always previously rather liked her.

I think it's appalling the way they have made her look. Mr Kipling must be her personal dresser because they seem to have transformed appearance wise into something of a tart.”

Originally Posted by fancynancy:
“I like Bakewell tarts.”

Originally Posted by Winehouse:
“I like them too. But not, ideally, being slid across a polished dance floor in front of several million viewers every Saturday night.”

SCDancing34

04-10-2009

From Monkseal on the Non-Appreciation Thread:

Originally Posted by Monkseal:
“I know someone who worked on the show one year, and it's a fairly open secret that Matt & Nicole was a green card marriage only and Matthew is more terrified of the vagine than Darren is of male pattern baldness.”

BuddyBontheNet

04-10-2009

Another cracker from the limericks thread

Originally Posted by Mr McGoldrick:
“For Brucie, the end must be nigh
But Antons no need to apply
Among all the attention
He was heard to mention
Tess, and her lazy left eye

Though Rav was hung like a donkey
And both the Jo's may be wonky
The Rickys' are bright
Ones black and ones white
But Anton - which ones the honky

OK his comments were naughty
About this years strictly totty
But hes still got his humour
Hes started a rumour
That Olas' incredibly spotty

Abandoned and cold in the drizzle
With a chin thats shaped like a chisel
He begs in the street
With a hound at his feet
While inside its starting to sizzle”

Daisy_M

05-10-2009

These two from the non-appreciation thread:

Originally Posted by mimi dlc:
“Thin is the wrong word for the mat that is Anton's chest.
Rumour has it that the missing screeching female singer is lost in the undergrowth somewhere...”

Originally Posted by Wiskas:
“And Shergar. Apart from his teeth, of course, which are hiding in Erin's mouth.”

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