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Old 29-09-2009, 12:59
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Someone needs to tell her she lacks the voice of Leona, lacks the sexy looks of Beyonce and doesn't have the dance moves of Britney. Her new video is terrible!

JSL will sell double their album than she will hers because they know how to do sexy
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Old 29-09-2009, 13:08
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your a misable bastard aren't ya

is there anyone you like, about from the 'backstabbing bitches' aka 'the sugarbabes'
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Old 29-09-2009, 13:31
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Just another jealous Jade fan, really narked that Alex is going to have solo success whereas Jade's single bombed.

And as to who is sexier - Alex or JLS - I would think that would depend entirely on whatever gender floats your boat in that respect. Speaking as a female, I think JLS are about as sexy as stale porridge, but then again I'm old enough to vote so that rules me out of their target audience for a start.

You're really giving your age away by stating that the number of albums an act sells is dependant on how 'sexy' they are. I take it you're predicting a massive flop for Susan Boyle then? And I'm genuinelly at how many people obviously think Vera Lynn is still sexy after all these years.
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Old 29-09-2009, 13:53
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Jls know ow to do sexy like cuz I luv dem so much and dey is amazin zomfg u disagree o lol wot are u on u nut dat is just so unfair dey are amazin and so hot n sexy like omg how can u not see dat like whatevas


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Old 29-09-2009, 13:57
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Jls know ow to do sexy like cuz I luv dem so much and dey is amazin zomfg u disagree o lol wot are u on u nut dat is just so unfair dey are amazin and so hot n sexy like omg how can u not see dat like whatevas


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Go back to the JLS official forum. Do not pass go, do not pick up £200...
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Old 29-09-2009, 13:57
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Just another jealous Jade fan, really narked that Alex is going to have solo success whereas Jade's single bombed.
Where did the OP mention Jade it seems you are the one who repeatedly cannot go a thread without mentioning either. Its now more than clear you do have a problem with Jade over this Alexandra nonsense.
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Old 29-09-2009, 13:58
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Where did the OP mention Jade it seems you are the one who repeatedly cannot go a thread without mentioning either. Its now more than clear you do have a problem with Jade over this Alexandra nonsense.

Can you not understand sarcasm?

You obviously don't post in many threads that I do.
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Old 29-09-2009, 14:01
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Can you not understand sarcasm?
It doesn't matter. I have missed whatever happened between Jade and Alexandra fans but whatever it was its ruining loads of threads and I'm starting to think the poster who said people's problems of Jade come from that arguement was right.
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Old 29-09-2009, 14:01
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Go back to the JLS official forum. Do not pass go, do not pick up £200...
Personally, i couldn't tell you a single song they've done lol
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Old 29-09-2009, 14:13
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It doesn't matter. I have missed whatever happened between Jade and Alexandra fans but whatever it was its ruining loads of threads and I'm starting to think the poster who said people's problems of Jade come from that arguement was right.
There was hardly anything to miss. It was mentioned a few times on the x factor forum months ago when some people took offence at the fact that not everyone liked Jade. They were accused of being bitter Alex fans. This was resurrected again on a thread this week when some people were miffed at Jade taking Keisha's place.

If anything, Jade's current problems are resulting from unhappy Keisha fans who see her as taking Keisha's rightful place in the band - it would have been levelled at anyone who took her place, not specifically Jade. The fact that Keisha was forced out is not helping. Jade is not experiencing anything that didn't happen to Amelle when Mutya left. It will blow over in time.
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Old 29-09-2009, 14:30
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Jls know ow to do sexy like cuz I luv dem so much and dey is amazin zomfg u disagree o lol wot are u on u nut dat is just so unfair dey are amazin and so hot n sexy like omg how can u not see dat like whatevas


And so forth yada yada yada
What language is this
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Old 29-09-2009, 14:31
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What language is this
A language frequently spoken on the JLS forum!
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Old 29-09-2009, 14:38
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Someone needs to tell her she lacks the voice of Leona, lacks the sexy looks of Beyonce and doesn't have the dance moves of Britney. Her new video is terrible!

JSL will sell double their album than she will hers because they know how to do sexy
LOL since when did being sexy have anything to do with album sales?

And what you define as sexy (in this case JLS) may not be what others consider sexy.
Are you also a JLS fan, in turn trying to force your opinion down peoples throats yet again
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Old 29-09-2009, 14:46
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JLS are only 'sexy' in the eyes of hysteric 10-year-old girls. it's a shame they've aimed themselves towards that sort of market - with their image, the cringeworthy dancing, the songs & lyrics. i'm disappointed because after seeing them on x factor i thought they could of gone with a much more mature style and image, but sadly they've taken the easy route.
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Old 29-09-2009, 14:50
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Someone needs to tell her she lacks the voice of Leona, lacks the sexy looks of Beyonce and doesn't have the dance moves of Britney. Her new video is terrible!

JSL will sell double their album than she will hers because they know how to do sexy
I think both acts have sex appeal. Personally I think that Alexandra doesn't need to be sexy to sell records where as JLS do.

Btw i'd be very very suprised if JLS sell double the amount of Alexandra. No doubt they'll have fairly big 1st week sales but by the end of the year I expect Alexandra to be comfortably ahead. Guess we'll just have to wait & see.
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Old 29-09-2009, 14:55
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Let's get something straight.

Alex will always be under Leona's shadow ( in terms of sales, etc) but she can still be sucessful without selling as much you know!

and don't be silly, JLS won't sell double they'll sell the least albums out of them, Leona and Alex!
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Old 29-09-2009, 15:03
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leona has the sex appeal of a table.

thats all i have to say.

oh apart from lol @ JLS being sexy. what are you, like 9? should you even be on the internet?
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Old 29-09-2009, 15:13
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LOL delusional!

How are JLS gonna sell more albums than Alex, lmao?!!
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Old 29-09-2009, 15:14
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Sam-Fan has a problem with Black females.
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Old 29-09-2009, 15:19
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OH SO THAT'S IT
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Old 29-09-2009, 15:23
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Sam-Fan has a problem with Black females.
...add to that, has serious issues...so much so he/she writes these types of thread ALL THE TIME!
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Old 29-09-2009, 15:32
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I think its possible that JLS could potentially sell more than Alexandra in the UK because of all the tweens, so they could potentially win the battle, But Alexandra will win the war as she will sell allot better around Europe and the states.
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Old 29-09-2009, 15:54
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Someone needs to tell her she lacks the voice of Leona
Not half as boring though. At least Alex is trying something different. How much longer can Leona last singing the same ballads over and over again. :yawn:
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Old 29-09-2009, 16:02
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Not half as boring though. At least Alex is trying something different. How much longer can Leona last singing the same ballads over and over again. :yawn:
erm, Mariah's managed it?
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Old 29-09-2009, 16:30
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erm, Mariah's managed it?
Mariah stopped being cool about ten years ago though.

Leona is fine as she is. Her ballads are her biggest strength. That Forgive Me is a road she doesn't want to repeat. Run & Bleeding Love - yes!
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