It's time to play the music
It's time to light the lights
It's time to meet the Fruppets on the Fruppet Show tonight.
It's time to put on makeup
It's time to dress up right
It's time to raise the curtain on the Fruppet Show tonight.
(Fruppets are celebs who can't dance especially of the Garraway / Sargent skool of prancing -- but glory in the spectacle of the "show" + more camera time for themselves)
From the balcony -- STATLER AND WALDORF:
(Craig Revel Horwood and a bored and tired Len):
Why do we always come here
I guess we'll never know
It's like a kind of torture
To have to watch the show
Your host tonight: fuggy headed FOZZIE BEAR (doddery Bruce)
Ambitious co-host: trying to trip up the host MISS PIGGY (Tess)
Drum roll and too much enthusiasm: ANIMAL (Bruno)
Sarcastic judge (recently dropped): RIZZO THE RAT (Arlene)
New replacement judge: ANNIE SUE (Miss Piggy’s niece) – a young upstart played by Alesha
New backstage/ITT interviewer: THE SWEDISH CHEF – will put contestants at ease if all questions are completely unintelligible.
So associated with SCD that you cannot think of the programme without him but will never win or take over from the fuzzy haired host: KERMIT (Anton du Beke)
Stuntman/daredevil and never will follow the rules: GONZO (Brendan Cole)*
*Fans of The Muppets will be aware that “Camilla the Chicken” is Gonzo’s true love and Brendan’s original partner was of course Camilla Dallerup
Can you think of any others ......?
It's time to light the lights
It's time to meet the Fruppets on the Fruppet Show tonight.
It's time to put on makeup
It's time to dress up right
It's time to raise the curtain on the Fruppet Show tonight.
(Fruppets are celebs who can't dance especially of the Garraway / Sargent skool of prancing -- but glory in the spectacle of the "show" + more camera time for themselves)
From the balcony -- STATLER AND WALDORF:
(Craig Revel Horwood and a bored and tired Len):
Why do we always come here
I guess we'll never know
It's like a kind of torture
To have to watch the show
Your host tonight: fuggy headed FOZZIE BEAR (doddery Bruce)
Ambitious co-host: trying to trip up the host MISS PIGGY (Tess)
Drum roll and too much enthusiasm: ANIMAL (Bruno)
Sarcastic judge (recently dropped): RIZZO THE RAT (Arlene)
New replacement judge: ANNIE SUE (Miss Piggy’s niece) – a young upstart played by Alesha
New backstage/ITT interviewer: THE SWEDISH CHEF – will put contestants at ease if all questions are completely unintelligible.
So associated with SCD that you cannot think of the programme without him but will never win or take over from the fuzzy haired host: KERMIT (Anton du Beke)
Stuntman/daredevil and never will follow the rules: GONZO (Brendan Cole)*
*Fans of The Muppets will be aware that “Camilla the Chicken” is Gonzo’s true love and Brendan’s original partner was of course Camilla Dallerup
Can you think of any others ......?
