He's got a personality?

I missed the second half and the results.

I used to think Andy Williams was a God in cashmere. Moon River - oh yeah.

Well, I was about 7 at the time, or was it 12?

Exactly!

There's a thread 'out there' abaht Nat babe and her 'beautiful pasa'.

Good. I'm glad that wasn't a paso. I was a tad bewildered

I'm slightly about this, but I thought Ricky G was amazing, and through default, because I can't stand anyone else (well apart from MRSA but he was rubbish tonight), he's the one I think I'll support. This may of course change at some point as Ricky G is borderline awful and he's going to completely embarass himself at some point!

...and all of Wales behind him.

And where you teasing, Missy, in the thread last week about Kelly Jones saying he'd like to be on Strictly? That was cruel.

I thought it might be a euphimism for something rude and so I stayed out of the thread!

OMG! I missed it!

Really? I thought it was Chris Moyles taking the p*ss?

But then all of my dreams would come true! Austin who?

I was avoiding my pedantic stalker by the way!

Smart move! Hahahahahaaa! I didn't dare comment.

I go out for a few hours, come back and find we've been split, again! Tragic!

Yeah, I know. It's a bitch, but we are brilliant and chatter soooo much and get sooo many views. Popularity has its downside

Yeah but upside is I'm the thread starter. I've never started a thread before (and I didn't really start this one)

Confusion! I thought it was you who'd posted you'd heard the divine Mr Jones say that. God there's not a lot I wouldn't do for that boy.

Pedantic stalker? Which one? I think I've seen 2 already who follow you around... not that I'm a Thread Slut or anything. Mine from last year ***ed off early this year.

You two have stalkers?

I don't. I feel quite left out

Sorry, I misread your post. I've spent too long in the pedantic speech thread and read your "where" as where instead of were.

No, it wasn't me, can't remember who it was, but Kelly was on Chris Moyles the week before last and Chris was taking the p*ss saying that Kelly had told him that he wanted to do Strictly. I didn't hear Kelly's conversation with him afterwards, I just thought Chris was teasing him as I can't imagine Kelly doing it, but sigh, a girl can dream, although he's so ickle he'd have to dance with Flavia!

And, phew! It's not just me being paranoid then!

Go and post something just the teensiest bit critical of Ali, like that pale pink lipstick was a little pale, you'll soon get one!

People are so strange

the year that Cheri L was dancing I was a tiny bit critical and someone felt it necessary to send me a private message to tell me off and suggest that if I knew her I'd love her.

I told him I'd actually worked with her so I knew what I was talking about and he ran away

I'd forgotten about that.

I'd go for the personality bypass angle - that really ignites the flames. Same as it did last year with Not a Supermodel & The Rachbot.

I remember hitting you with a baseball bat when you were mean about her, but you were so pissed you didn't notice.

I swear that people come in here, read stuff, take it personally and then stalk us all over the rest of the boards.

I wish they'd just be honest and tell us that they unappreciate our sense of humour, rather than taking their latent hostility over other threads.

I think the problem this year, for me, is that I have a really negative attitude about this series, I can't stand most of them so far, and so it's making me bitchier than normal (hard to understand, I know, you didn't realise I could get bitchier than I did with Lisa last year, did you? ).

I don't mean most of it, I don't know any of them personally, but the only entertainment I get, Ricky G apart, is ripping the sh*t out of them because I'm definitely nto getting any from the show And 16 is way too many, I'm losing the will to live! Thank God for this thread, an oasis of sanity! And doesn't that terrify you about what's lurking out there, if this is sane!

Ah, understanding, and no, I couldn't imagine him doing it either which was why I gawked at it... and felt a slight frisson.

... I would just like to take a moment to unappreciate the laziness of some FM's. Much, well, little actually, has been made of the elitist witty Non-App's having in jokes and descending into various unsavoury verbal antics such as going off topic... and not being able to understand what's going on in here. Well, take the time to go back and read the posts and get the joke! I personally will never forget the "cover me, I'm going in", balaclava and misreading the Mission Impossible/Magnificent Seven theme tune of last year. And for the lurkers who then post on other threads about this one's sad decline, MRSA is one half of Team Cola

I know, I didn't get pandacam in the "Waiting for the results" thread, so I went back and read 10 pages at a time until I found it.

None of us in here is Oscar Wilde, let alone Stephen Fry, so it can't be that difficult to follow, especially as we have to constantly remind each other what we're talking about!

Hahahaaaa! Yesh, probublly, problably...ah whatever!

We're all drunk on our own brilliance I think *cackle*