although I find Tesspit vapid beyond description, I did think that black strapless dress was to die for and she did look fantastic on the first show (no idea what she wore for results edition) despite having all the facial expression of a chip butty.
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Originally Posted by sofakat:
“but Ali Long Neck has defo had ballet training. Yes, she's good but I find her very needy and cheesy and I just prefer dancers with a bit of fire.
And, I agree, she does look as though she's about to crack all the time. Ugh! Or is it an act?”
“but Ali Long Neck has defo had ballet training. Yes, she's good but I find her very needy and cheesy and I just prefer dancers with a bit of fire.
And, I agree, she does look as though she's about to crack all the time. Ugh! Or is it an act?”
I think (unless im very much mistaken -which has happened once or twice) that faster latin numbers will be her downfall.
Originally Posted by dinosaur05:
“There was (or in Alesha speak - 'there were') a moment backstage before Tess announced that the voting lines were open that I thought someone had said something to upset her. She looked devastated and as if she was about to weep.
She creeps me out.
(ali)
On the other hand I love
(Ricky Groves!)”
“There was (or in Alesha speak - 'there were') a moment backstage before Tess announced that the voting lines were open that I thought someone had said something to upset her. She looked devastated and as if she was about to weep.
She creeps me out.
(ali)On the other hand I love
(Ricky Groves!)”
Me too!
It's like a guilty, shameful secret isn't it? 
But he's the only having any bloody fun. 
Most of them look like they're being tortured, or that their life depends on it, not being paid to prance around in a sometimes pretty frock or slashed-to-the-waist shirt and fake tan.There are plenty of things to have angst about in the world, tsunamis, earthquakes, floods, but not appearing on a flippin Saturday teatime tv show, get some proportion people!
Originally Posted by dinosaur05:
“I think (unless im very much mistaken -which has happened once or twice) that faster latin numbers will be her downfall.”
“I think (unless im very much mistaken -which has happened once or twice) that faster latin numbers will be her downfall.”
I think you are spot on. Not sure she can do 'naturally sexy' to save her life.
Originally Posted by sofakat:
“although I find Tesspit vapid beyond description, I did think that black strapless dress was to die for and she did look fantastic on the first show (no idea what she wore for results edition) despite having all the facial expression of a chip butty.”
“although I find Tesspit vapid beyond description, I did think that black strapless dress was to die for and she did look fantastic on the first show (no idea what she wore for results edition) despite having all the facial expression of a chip butty.”
She does look so much better in those architecturally structured dresses, that one last night was gorgeous and she's stopped, in general, putting the stupid flowers/bows/whatever on them that make her shoulders look like an olympic swimmer and thank god, no gormless belt! Hurrah!
Originally Posted by Alli-F:
“Me too! It's like a guilty, shameful secret isn't it? But he's the only having any bloody fun. Most of them look like they're being tortured, or that their life depends on it, not being paid to prance around in a sometimes pretty frock or slashed-to-the-waist shirt and fake tan.
There are plenty of things to have angst about in the world, tsunamis, earthquakes, floods, but not appearing on a flippin Saturday teatime tv show, get some proportion people!”
“Me too!
It's like a guilty, shameful secret isn't it? But he's the only having any bloody fun. Most of them look like they're being tortured, or that their life depends on it, not being paid to prance around in a sometimes pretty frock or slashed-to-the-waist shirt and fake tan.There are plenty of things to have angst about in the world, tsunamis, earthquakes, floods, but not appearing on a flippin Saturday teatime tv show, get some proportion people!
”
Yes, Ricky is at least 'aving a laff' as Len would say and even CRH is appreciating that.
I think he might drop the act soon though and start really dancing -I think he may well be a finalist.
Calzaghe seemed to have lightened up a bit as well.
Ricky Whittle (despite being a very good dancer) needs to be more lighthearted -this isnt a Julliard audition FFS.
I love venting and always feel better after a good vent. Better out than in as my mother would say. My chief vents are James "Mirror Mirror on the wall" Jordan, Tess "Woodentop" Daly-Kay, wife of Vernon"it's not thur" Kay, OPs who rant on about weight, size, and display hyper-precious behaviour if anyone dares to disagree with their opinion.
If something is good I will say so but if something is bad I will say so too. I am sure Alesha is a lovely girl and she does have valid things to say without being shot up in flames for saying it - but, her laugh. Poor girl sounds like a exactly like a witch on heat (whatever a witch on heat sounds like). I have never heard such a fine cackle since Margaret Hamilton's portrayal of The Wicked Witch of the West , or the character Witchepoo in HR Puffenstuff.
To sum up, in the words of Voltaire (yes, I read Voltaire and Winnie the Pooh ), "I disagree with what you say but defend to death your right to say it.
If something is good I will say so but if something is bad I will say so too. I am sure Alesha is a lovely girl and she does have valid things to say without being shot up in flames for saying it - but, her laugh. Poor girl sounds like a exactly like a witch on heat (whatever a witch on heat sounds like). I have never heard such a fine cackle since Margaret Hamilton's portrayal of The Wicked Witch of the West , or the character Witchepoo in HR Puffenstuff.
To sum up, in the words of Voltaire (yes, I read Voltaire and Winnie the Pooh ), "I disagree with what you say but defend to death your right to say it.
Originally Posted by samiskim:
“I love venting and always feel better after a good vent. Better out than in as my mother would say. My chief vents are James "Mirror Mirror on the wall" Jordan, Tess "Woodentop" Daly-Kay, wife of Vernon"it's not thur" Kay, OPs who rant on about weight, size, and display hyper-precious behaviour if anyone dares to disagree with their opinion.
If something is good I will say so but if something is bad I will say so too. I am sure Alesha is a lovely girl and she does have valid things to say without being shot up in flames for saying it - but, her laugh. Poor girl sounds like a exactly like a witch on heat (whatever a witch on heat sounds like). I have never heard such a fine cackle since Margaret Hamilton's portrayal of The Wicked Witch of the West , or the character Witchepoo in HR Puffenstuff.
To sum up, in the words of Voltaire (yes, I read Voltaire and Winnie the Pooh ), "I disagree with what you say but defend to death your right to say it.”
“I love venting and always feel better after a good vent. Better out than in as my mother would say. My chief vents are James "Mirror Mirror on the wall" Jordan, Tess "Woodentop" Daly-Kay, wife of Vernon"it's not thur" Kay, OPs who rant on about weight, size, and display hyper-precious behaviour if anyone dares to disagree with their opinion.
If something is good I will say so but if something is bad I will say so too. I am sure Alesha is a lovely girl and she does have valid things to say without being shot up in flames for saying it - but, her laugh. Poor girl sounds like a exactly like a witch on heat (whatever a witch on heat sounds like). I have never heard such a fine cackle since Margaret Hamilton's portrayal of The Wicked Witch of the West , or the character Witchepoo in HR Puffenstuff.
To sum up, in the words of Voltaire (yes, I read Voltaire and Winnie the Pooh ), "I disagree with what you say but defend to death your right to say it.”
Feels good once you get started doesn't it?
Can't agree with the bold though!
but agree with your last sentence, so you can say whatever you want as far as I'm concerned! 
Originally Posted by sofakat:
“The die-hard SCD addicts (on all SCD forums) scare me witless. Theirs is such a narrow world. They own the BBC too you know. And they own the pro dancers, and they are the only ones who can really critique dance routines, know what is going on inside the head of each competitor. They also have severe addiction to the adjective 'harsh'.”
“The die-hard SCD addicts (on all SCD forums) scare me witless. Theirs is such a narrow world. They own the BBC too you know. And they own the pro dancers, and they are the only ones who can really critique dance routines, know what is going on inside the head of each competitor. They also have severe addiction to the adjective 'harsh'.
”
True, true - and if a judge is particularly nasty or bitchy to a competitor you must never, ever refer to it. The twisted logic behind this is they are being funny and you don't understand irony or humour. Vent: it is not funny, clever or in anyway entertaining to savagely attack anyone when they are doing their best.
Yes, I find Ali and her facial expressions extremely annoying. Perhaps it's because I have never been able to play the 'I'm a poor defenceless little girl and I'll fall apart if you're horrid to me' card. Throughout my life people have always assumed that I'm a tough cookie who can take anything - on the whole a correct assumption but not invariably so.
Wearing my Dr Freud hat, I'd say it all comes from not being pretty as a child and being tall for my age, which meant I always had to take male parts in my girls' grammar school plays and take the lead in country dancing. Ah me! what a blighted youth!
So I'm probably secretly envious of Ali.
Wearing my Dr Freud hat, I'd say it all comes from not being pretty as a child and being tall for my age, which meant I always had to take male parts in my girls' grammar school plays and take the lead in country dancing. Ah me! what a blighted youth!
So I'm probably secretly envious of Ali.
Originally Posted by wildwestlady:
“Yes, I find Ali and her facial expressions extremely annoying. Perhaps it's because I have never been able to play the 'I'm a poor defenceless little girl and I'll fall apart if you're horrid to me' card. Throughout my life people have always assumed that I'm a tough cookie who can take anything - on the whole a correct assumption but not invariably so.
Wearing my Dr Freud hat, I'd say it all comes from not being pretty as a child and being tall for my age, which meant I always had to take male parts in my girls' grammar school plays and take the lead in country dancing. Ah me! what a blighted youth!
So I'm probably secretly envious of Ali.”
“Yes, I find Ali and her facial expressions extremely annoying. Perhaps it's because I have never been able to play the 'I'm a poor defenceless little girl and I'll fall apart if you're horrid to me' card. Throughout my life people have always assumed that I'm a tough cookie who can take anything - on the whole a correct assumption but not invariably so.
Wearing my Dr Freud hat, I'd say it all comes from not being pretty as a child and being tall for my age, which meant I always had to take male parts in my girls' grammar school plays and take the lead in country dancing. Ah me! what a blighted youth!
So I'm probably secretly envious of Ali.”
Didn't you know we're all jellus hatahs on this thread!
Originally Posted by wildwestlady:
“Yes, I find Ali and her facial expressions extremely annoying. Perhaps it's because I have never been able to play the 'I'm a poor defenceless little girl and I'll fall apart if you're horrid to me' card. Throughout my life people have always assumed that I'm a tough cookie who can take anything - on the whole a correct assumption but not invariably so.
Wearing my Dr Freud hat, I'd say it all comes from not being pretty as a child and being tall for my age, which meant I always had to take male parts in my girls' grammar school plays and take the lead in country dancing. Ah me! what a blighted youth!
So I'm probably secretly envious of Ali.”
“Yes, I find Ali and her facial expressions extremely annoying. Perhaps it's because I have never been able to play the 'I'm a poor defenceless little girl and I'll fall apart if you're horrid to me' card. Throughout my life people have always assumed that I'm a tough cookie who can take anything - on the whole a correct assumption but not invariably so.
Wearing my Dr Freud hat, I'd say it all comes from not being pretty as a child and being tall for my age, which meant I always had to take male parts in my girls' grammar school plays and take the lead in country dancing. Ah me! what a blighted youth!
So I'm probably secretly envious of Ali.”
No you're not - DOTs don't admire limp lettuce leaves.
Originally Posted by fancynancy:
“No you're not - DOTs don't admire limp lettuce leaves.”
“No you're not - DOTs don't admire limp lettuce leaves.
”
She is the 'salad' of this years competitors isnt she? And not even a tasty Cobb salad -just a common variety garden one -snoooooze.....:yawn::sleep:
Originally Posted by dinosaur05:
“
She is the 'salad' of this years competitors isnt she? And not even a tasty Cobb salad -just a common variety garden one -snoooooze.....:yawn::sleep:”
“
She is the 'salad' of this years competitors isnt she? And not even a tasty Cobb salad -just a common variety garden one -snoooooze.....:yawn::sleep:”
An overwashed round leaf lettuce - the sort that gets all bruised & raggedy in a salad spinner.
Now there's an idea for a showdance....
Originally Posted by fancynancy:
“An overwashed round leaf lettuce - the sort that gets all bruised & raggedy in a salad spinner.
Now there's an idea for a showdance....”
“An overwashed round leaf lettuce - the sort that gets all bruised & raggedy in a salad spinner.
Now there's an idea for a showdance....
”
Not even in jest, you know some other people pop in here every now and then. Give them ideas you will
Is it alright for me to feel sorry for poor TSA, he seems really scared, and he is recently married
can I adopt him as well
I still like Zoe
Originally Posted by Batisse:
“Not even in jest, you know some other people pop in here every now and then. Give them ideas you will
Is it alright for me to feel sorry for poor TSA, he seems really scared, and he is recently married
can I adopt him as well
I still like Zoe”
“Not even in jest, you know some other people pop in here every now and then. Give them ideas you will
Is it alright for me to feel sorry for poor TSA, he seems really scared, and he is recently married
can I adopt him as well
I still like Zoe
”
He reminds me of an anxious little rodent of some sort or other - a little bank vole, maybe.
Originally Posted by Alli-F:
“When did that happen? Cos it completely passed me by! As I said on another thread, she's too fragile emotionally for me, I find her really uncomfortable to watch because I feel like she's going to fall apart at any moment. ”
“When did that happen?
Cos it completely passed me by! As I said on another thread, she's too fragile emotionally for me, I find her really uncomfortable to watch because I feel like she's going to fall apart at any moment. ”
Originally Posted by dinosaur05:
“There was (or in Alesha speak - 'there were') a moment backstage before Tess announced that the voting lines were open that I thought someone had said something to upset her. She looked devastated and as if she was about to weep.
She creeps me out. (ali)
On the other hand I love (Ricky Groves!)”
“There was (or in Alesha speak - 'there were') a moment backstage before Tess announced that the voting lines were open that I thought someone had said something to upset her. She looked devastated and as if she was about to weep.
She creeps me out.
(ali)On the other hand I love
(Ricky Groves!)”
Originally Posted by sofakat:
“but Ali Long Neck has defo had ballet training. Yes, she's good but I find her very needy and cheesy and I just prefer dancers with a bit of fire.
And, I agree, she does look as though she's about to crack all the time. Ugh! Or is it an act?”
“but Ali Long Neck has defo had ballet training. Yes, she's good but I find her very needy and cheesy and I just prefer dancers with a bit of fire.
And, I agree, she does look as though she's about to crack all the time. Ugh! Or is it an act?”
I have very little tolerance [well, OK, none at all if I'm truthful] for soppy girlies. And the Alibot is the soppiest girlie I've seen for a long time. Have a bit of backbone, woman!
Originally Posted by fancynancy:
“No you're not - DOTs don't admire limp lettuce leaves.”
“No you're not - DOTs don't admire limp lettuce leaves.
”
Originally Posted by dinosaur05:
“
She is the 'salad' of this years competitors isnt she? And not even a tasty Cobb salad -just a common variety garden one -snoooooze.....:yawn::sleep:”
“
She is the 'salad' of this years competitors isnt she? And not even a tasty Cobb salad -just a common variety garden one -snoooooze.....:yawn::sleep:”
Nah - she's a stick of celery that's been left out of the fridge for a couple of days. Limp, saggy, no flavour, boring.
Originally Posted by Wiskas:
“Nah - she's a stick of celery that's been left out of the fridge for a couple of days. Limp, saggy, no flavour, boring.”
“Nah - she's a stick of celery that's been left out of the fridge for a couple of days. Limp, saggy, no flavour, boring.”
So - we're none of us dead keen on her, are we.....
Originally Posted by fancynancy:
“So - we're none of us dead keen on her, are we.....”
“So - we're none of us dead keen on her, are we.....
”
I like her , I think she is lovely and gracefull . And loved her dances
But I guess maybe I dont count really
Originally Posted by sofakat:
“I think you are spot on. Not sure she can do 'naturally sexy' to save her life.”
“I think you are spot on. Not sure she can do 'naturally sexy' to save her life.”
Brian and Ali should spend all their evenings this week in salsa clubs.
Firstly, Saturday would then be a breeze (unless they're given the Fox to do of course, oops!) and secondly, if there's any truth at all in those press rumours about them, we would see 'naturally sexy'. And if not, at least we'll know it was just press rumours.
Originally Posted by Abbasolutely 40:
“I like her , I think she is lovely and gracefull . And loved her dances
But I guess maybe I dont count really”
“I like her , I think she is lovely and gracefull . And loved her dances
But I guess maybe I dont count really”
Oh you do count, you do! You make me laugh!
I am still not appreciating Joe and his bloody shadow boxing routine.If he put more effort in on the dancefloor then maybe he wouldn't be so cringe worthy.
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