Oh no, not again!

First thongs, then fish-nets, now manhood. He really doesn't need to whore himself like that now that we know he can dance!

As a side note, I did think Jade really doesn't seem to like Ricky. She always has that strange smile (not in a good way) backstage when Ricky W finished his dance...

Does he think this kind of statement might endear himself to the SCD audience .
Makes me want him to fall over in his next dance

Sigh. It's like both Ricky and Natalie want me to dislike them. You can dance! Stop annoying me to the extent that I don't care that you can dance!

Have to check that religion next time. Is SCD shown in HD?

I bet he has a small one.

Not just me that looks at everyone elses faces, when he goes on about all the mistakes he has made and how hard it is, to see incredulous written all over them!

I would have thought if it was truly 'a little embarrassing' for him he wouldn't have talk about it to HEAT magazine in such great detail surely?

Have to say, though, I thought the costume people somehow managed to hide his bow-leggedness in his paso toursers (though that frilly bits and the cat-suit upper half was vomit-inducing). I am a little bow-legged myself and so I can appreciate how ungainly one can look when one wears trousers with the 'wrong' cut.

Shame it's hard to fall over when you have the extra stability that comes from being tri-pod like

(Sorry i just really couldn't resist )

There must be some kind of innuendo there somemwhere...?

Tripod - as in has three legs.

Sorry I'm clearly not as funny as I like to think I am

I thought it was funny!

Or on the other hand you could easliy then trip over it . It might get in the way during a sideways move .

Unbelievable! What a pillock!

Thank you

Oh I see...



Well, if he has that LONG a schlong, I think he (or it) should be preserved in Formaldehyde and permanently displayed in the Natural History museum. No point trying to hide it.

Lovely... and I was just eating my lunch

OMG will he never stop.........does he actually think we want to know all this rubbish.......his 'I made loads of mistakes and still have a long way to go' routine when he got 9's from the judges was bad enough...... Give it a rest Ricky for your own sake and ours

Is it sausage roll?

Or bangers and mesh?

Toad in a hole?

Okay, must stop now.

He clearly needs one of those brain to mouth filters installing.

Or a hot dog

Was there a need to share this information?


I like his dancing, I loved his character in dream team, like his character in hollyoaks, do not ricky at all though.

I bet it's a diversion tactics. Everybody will be talking about Ricky's dick and Anton will get away with murder

If they're on BOGOF can the Beeb get one for Tess too?

Wonder how long it'll take Tess to bring it up? (oo-er!)

"So Ricky, need a hand getting into those tight trousers of yours?!"

Followed by an awkward silence.

Oh lordy, I'm going to be watching with my Mum on Saturday