indeed

we should set up a new society

protection of small todgers alliance - or POSTAL

(I haven't got time to think of amusing manhood related acronym)

Public and pubic. Classic slip-ups!

We could start a Small Manhood Under-appreciation Thread or SMUT for short.

I like that!

And I didn't mean everyone should literally think of men with small penises. It's the wine - makes me type stupid things....

Strictly is surely a vastly popular crowd puller which can be proven by viewing statistics. Just not his/her crowd, that's all. Weird post, I agree.

Thank God for a bit of fun on here!


Can I just say I laughed out loud when I read your post!


Given that you joined this forum just to make this point, could it be the company you keep might be slightly suspect?


I haven't worked out yet if that was a practical joke or not - you know what's he's like!


Classic! Where do I join?

Or even a Small Manhood Under-appreciation Group or SMUG for short

Smut and Smug for 'short'

I hope James Jordan feels better now....

Ooh, what have I missed?

Nothing BIG.

I was just implying that he had a er.....SMALL package.

Mostly cos he annoys me.

Well, as long as Ola's happy. I don't know whether I like him or not. He has his moments. I don't like their accents much - bit 'chavvy' although I know I shouldn't say that. His dancing is a bit like Brendan's- flashy. Ooh there we go again, flashers now!

If James' choreography in general is any indication of his 'bedroom prowess', then he's very boring indeed.

Ironically, though, he did choreograph his rhumbas well. So maybe for him it's really the case of 'size doesn't matter' for Ola.

To steal a line attributed to General de Gaulle's wife....


Tess: "Well Natalie, what so you feel when dancing with Ricky?"

Natalie: " A penis"

Long pause....

Chris Hollins leans over and explains:
"it's her Australian accent....
Natalie- In England we pronounce it Happiness"

As an unpaid up member of both Smut and Smug I can state categorically that size isn't everything. I myself find it really sexy when Brendan pats his partners on the bum. Different strokes for different folks.

I'm sorry but I find this thread somewhat misleading.

The OP and quite a few others who agree with him/her have taken a DS story, yeah and they're always so reliable! which quotes from that other font of journalistic integrity Heat magazine and done some more spinning.

Now no where in the DS article does Ricky say he "can't fit his manhood into his outfits" that a completely made up quote by DS or rather the person who wrote the article who rather oddly is described as the music reporter.

I don't read Heat so haven't read the full article, (if indeed it is even an article, probably more like a soundbite in Heat), that DS have nicked the story from, however all it amounts to is him saying the trousers are very, very tight, and he's used to wearing baggy jeans and consequently wearing these trousers is somewhat reveaing. And that the costume girls told him to get tips from the other guys. He's not saying he has a particular difficulty wearing them because he's ooh so much more well endowed than the other men. Merely pointing out that the pants are damn tight.

the guy is a great dancer, good looking and seemingly a nice guy (so why is he starting to grate on me???)

Oh my! he may as well be naked.

Not that I condone bullying at all , but now he is talking about that.
I do wish he would simply dance and get on with it ,.He is gaining my vote this way .

Often it's the 'journalists' who do this. They ask them something and then turn every second word into a breaking news One can only guess how much is the interviewed person actually involved in this.

Male dancers make such frenetic movements that shirt tails tend to be pulled out of their trouser tops. To prevent this, shirts made for dancing are actually leotards.

Good lord. That picture makes me want a lie down. He needs bigger knickers!!!!!!!!!!