So, do you post interminably on this and the BEEB forums?

Have you lost all your critical facilities?

Do you like slagging people off?

Have you lost any ability you may have had to remember what you actually saw or heard on the actual programme?

Do you take it literally when Tess tells you to vote for "your favorite cupple" without actually watching them dance?

Are you spending more on voting than you are on the appropriate bottles of wine with which to watch SCD?

Is the world divided into 2 sorts of people - those who agree with you and those who are damned to everlasting fire?

Have you become a Gerbil?

Discuss!!!

Answers on a postcard, please.

JJ

This one doesn't necessarily just apply to Strictly for me...

Do you shuffle your visiting Mum out the door early on a Saturday and make sure she is well and truely gone before 7pm
Becuase if you dont you are stuck with comments that you dont like and no one but you is allowed make any complaints