Why thank you SCD

It's very cathartic.

Now it's your turn to confess....

This is weird, but I find when I'm watching the dancing - especially the ballroom - all the fingers on my right hand stiffen and contort into an odd shape. I can't work out whether I'm unconsciously trying to mimic the ballroom hands or if it's some kind of sympathy stress gesture. Or of course I could just be loosing my marbles.

Now, now, Sid. We must not provocate. There's nothing wrong with that prom dress she wears for this meeting. She's owning up to her vice this way and we must not judge her.

I... I... *sobs*

I don't know where to start! Like Marian Kayes, I need anti-depressants between January-September.

Too tame!

Don't you have anything juicier?

Maybe you watch ITT in the buff occasionally....

How did you...?

I didn't.

I was just hoping

Technically, I didn't admit to anything...

*fidgets*

Thank you, SCD-Observer. Some of us just can't help the way we are.

Too late now!

That's made my afternoon that has

(I'm easily pleased)

I know. I have tried to practise the latin hip movement - y'know that one where the judges say we must try to push the feet onto the floor to get that gyration - in my black undies in front of a mirror...

Did I just say that aloud?

Yes.

Do carry on....

*creeps in*

Hi all, I'm whiplashed, and ... *deep breath* I'm addicted to Strictly!

Hi all, I'm Lorelei, and...I have had a made-up dance career in my head since I was 12.

Me and my gorgeous partner (the looks of Simon Baker and the style of Matt Cutler) have danced our way across every floor and won every honour there is to be had...and all without me having danced a step of ballroom ever.

Hi I'm Giblet and I'm addicted. I can't stop thinking about the male professional dancers naked...except Darren...the wig puts me off

ooohhh Anton naked please dont make me have gibletjohn as my sponsor.

That is fascinating kittles. Did you meet the great man and would you be prepared to go on ITT to tell your story?

I think that Kittles going to the set of ITT would only set back her therapy I dont think the group would sanction it.

I only imagine Darren naked... and it's not a wig.

How awesome are you?


Isn't Marian Keyes the best ITT guest ever. I wish she was on every week.

yes I did - he taught every Friday night. He was a great teacher actually and I was only about 8 so he kept it simple "saw saw saw, hammer hammer hammer" being one set of instructions . I think I stopped going there when I was about 13.


and god no!!

...it's a merkin.

I think I can NEVER get close to the BBC building for the main show. I will NOT be able to resist sneaking into the changing rooms of the female pros (esp. Ola's and Flavia's) for a peak.

Oh the shame...

My name is mimi and I used to pull the towel rail off the bathroom wall every few weeks "practising my ballet"

I also fancy half an hour alone in a locked room with Craig RH.

Oh me too... I'd also like Bruno to join us.