*stammers*

Ookie... this... this is... getting... weird!

My name is Samiskim and I am an addict. I have visions of dancing with the tango Matthew Cutler and waltzing in the arms of Anton du Beke. I never go out on a Saturday evening and won't go out on a weekday evening until 7.00 p.m. such is the compulsive nature of my addiction. My friends are very worried about me and I just don't know what to do.

This is a place where we hope to create an all-inclusive SCD Addict haven, everyone's supporting everyone and no one's judging anyone. So feel at home here!

No one's judging anyone? You just called me weird for fancying Craig and Bruno! Especially Bruno -- I'd marry him.

I was calling the situation weird, not saying YOU are weird, so I am judging the situation, not you.

*trembling and rocking in the corner*

Do the rules stop me from posting some of the replies on here on the Nominate your Post of the Day thread because there are some crackers?

Can I just say -

SI well done for coming back in, but take off the prom dress now and stop creating a diversion by arguing with SCD-Observer who will do anything to avoid discussing emotional issues.

Sid stop showing off how many little secrets you have inveigled out of people over the years and let them come out gradually!

SCD-Observer what are you fidgeting with?

Lorelei how old are you now so we can work out how serious your addition really is?

katrinap stop using words I have to Google!

samskin you are perfectly normal and in good company in this thread.

mimi dlc you just stay away from locked rooms or Craig will miss the shpw going by your previous record.

kittles do you nightmares of hammers and saws?

whiplashed tell me does it hurt?

Jan2555*GG* I will protect you from Giblet who needs to overcome his prejudice against wig wearer if he is to recover.

Paace stop asking question as an avoidance tactic and cough up.

Beximus we all think we just needed the dancing when we are in denial.

Ms_Conscrewed you know full well that this is a specialist group, so you will have to try harder than that to conceal your true feelings.

Question: Is anyone else confused about who is male and who is female on this thread?

This is a big step for me but I have just been fantasisng dancing an Argentine Tango with Johnny Depp and imagining getting a perfect score from Craig Revel Horwood. Confession if I were dancing with Johnny Depp I wouldn't care if CRH scored me a big fat zero - I would be on cloud 9 - or is that cloud cuckoo land? H E L P

To answer your first question, no, I'd say you can post them ob the Post of the Day thread.

2. NO I WILL NOT TAKE IT OFF, I'm in the middle of Waltzing with Darren!

3. I think Sid's a boy and you're a girl. That's all I've got. I'm female.

It sounds very healthy to me! I mean who could argue that Johnny Depp wouldn't be brilliant to dance the AT with, so you wouldn't have to worry about CRH. Best to focus on one thing at a time. I'd go for Johnny Depp and the AT first.

LOL! I'll make my choice(s) in the morning as I must get some sleep!

So that's one male and two females for sure - tell me arre you a short girl when you are dancing with Darren or your normal height?

Night Night!

Hello. My name's Zan, and I'm not sure I'm in the right place. I mean, I never spend most of my day planning out amazing routines in my head, and I definitely have never broken a limb from falling whilst pretending to dance on a slippy floor...

I'm 5'4. Pretty short!

Night night!

Not so much what, but more like my addiction. Still waiting for ITT to be posted in iplayer. And I think I have some kind of withdrawal symptoms...

Oh, and I am a male...

Often, yes

I'm female.

Emergency meeting please!

I dreamt about Darren last night and his hair was ..... what we all suspect.
He had left the hamster at home and while not bald, there was quite a bit od scalp visible...

Does this dream mean I have relapsed?

It might turn into a nightmare! What if Derren decides to wear his merkin where it belongs?

The foxtrot is no place for an unexpected appearance of pant ferret.

Okay, SCD-Observer, remember you promised me its safe to come out in here....

*glances nervously around*

My names Rossy and *deep breath* .....I sometimes laugh at Brucie's jokes

Please be kind...

Okay, whether you are laughing at him or with him, we'll accept you here all the same.

As for same-sex crush, I had a man-crush on Mark Ramparkash when he donned a flamming red shirt in his christmas jive. The jive wasn't the best dance of the night, but for the first time I felt a stirring in me I thought would only be reserved when I see a sexy woman.

Lol, when it comes to Brucie its usually both As for Ramps, am not at all surprised.Tis dangerous for one human being to possess that much raw sexuality combined with those hips

You're very good at the foxtrot btw *floats around the dance floor*

Yeah, in this make-belief forum-world, I am a king of foxtrot!

*falls immediately at the next heel turn and hits floor*

My name's Ruby and I've been a Strictly addict since Oct 2008.

I can't shake that feeling of depression and slight panic when I wake up on Sunday and realise there will be no Strictly on TV until 6.30 on Monday.

I also spend ages thinking about how I would adapt my favourite dresses into a wedding dress when I'm not even engaged (current fave is Lisa's black and white Viennese waltz dress from last year, in case you're wondering).

Please help!

From the little memory I could muster I think you have great taste picking that dress.

Was this it? : Clicky.

That's the one, thanks zankoku87