Laila - fluent, stylish, correct
Natalie Cassidy - energetic, sassy, bold
Chris the Sport - good try, not memorable, too much gurning, not bad by any means
Jade LongLegs - good outfit, good routine
Ali - great energy, vivacity, good feet but she's still lacklustre for me
Jo (GoJOnotalLOTTAmoJO) - nice woman, caring woman, loved by Brendan obviously, not a natural dancer
Phil the Cockernee sparrer - not bad for a cr!pple, not bad at all, you have to hand it to him!
SadCraig - bless his little cotton socks, did he pop a hankie in his pocket?
Ricky G - his neck disappeared, he thinks he's a turtle
Zoe - they was good
Joe (justGOpleaseJOE) - not even the amusing kind of bad
Ricky W - good, the boy can dance but he will still need the dreaded JOURNEY, hence the attempt to elicit sympathy
Lynda and WigMan - (Darren is well past his sell-by no?) good effort, I would have refused to go on in that travesty of a costume
Len has a scoring range from 6 to 9 (or is it 5 to 9?).
3 or 4 points cannot properly be said to describe the range abilities and performances from Saggy to INSERT ANY NAME HERE.
So the scoring is going to be bizarre. Craig is the only one with any credibility in that respect.