Apocalypse Please - Muse

Emergency - Paramore

Connection: 'Apocalyse Please' is also known as 'Emergency'... according to Wikipedia anyway

Trumpton Riots - Half Man Half Biscuit

"Unemployments rising
In the Chigley end of town.
And it's speading like pneumonia;
Doesn't look like going down.
There's trouble at the fire station;
Someone's had the sack.
And the lads have organised a scheme
To get rid of Captain Black. "

Sounds like an emergency to me...

trumpton riots - Half Man Half Biscuit
Banana splits - The Dickies

Trumpton / Banana Splits kids' TV programmes

Banana Splits - The Dickies

Ice Cream Van - Glasvegas

Connection: Desserts!

Ice Cream Man - Van Halen

Ice Cream Man - Van Halen
Santa Claus Is Coming To Town - The Carpenters

Link: Both are things that children look forward to.

Santa Claus Is Coming To Town - The Carpenters

Slight Return - The Bluetones

Connection: The Carpenter's album 'An Old Fashioned Christmas' and The Bluetones album 'Expecting To Fly' were both released on on the A&M Records label.

Slight Return - The Bluetones
I'm Coming Home - Tom Jones

Link: # I'm coming hooome # is the main refrain of Slight Return's chorus.

Neighbourhood - Space

both have sang with Cerys from Catatonia

Neighbourhood - Space

Spiders - The Editors

Connection: 'Neighbourhood' was the first single from the album 'Spiders'.

Spiders - Editors
Say hello to the angels - Interpol

Link: the latter is what I say to the former before I whack them with a slipper. Plus Editors and Interpol sound the same.

^ Haha

Say Hello To The Angels - Interpol

Bright Lights - Richard Ashcroft

Connection: Interpol's debut album (which has the track 'Say Hello To The Angels' on it) is titled 'Turn On The Bright Lights'.

Bright Lights - Richard Ashcroft
Water - The Sugarcubes

Link: Both things that Gremlins should not be exposed to.

Water - The Sugarcubes
Wild Horses - Rolling Stones/"SuBo"(!)

Horses love sugarcubes

Wild Horses - Rolling Stones
Turning Japanese - The Vapors

Wild Horses appears on the Stones' Sticky Fingers album, and we all know what Turning Japanese is about.....

Turning Japanese - The Vapors

Electric Eye - Judas Priest

Connection: Both songs feature on the PS2 game 'Guitar Hero Encore: Rocks the 80's'.

Electric Eye - Judas Priest
Girls on film - Duran Duran

both groups are from Birmingham

Girls On Film - Duran Duran

Every Breath You Take - The Police

Connection: The music videos for both songs were directed by duo Godley & Creme.

Every Breath You Take - The Police
You're Gorgeous - Babybird

Link: misinterpretaion. Both songs have been misconstrued as nicey nicey love songs, whereas in truth the subject matter is darker, stalking and erm, stuff.

You're Gorgeous - Babybird

Open Your Window - Reverend & The Makers

Connection: Both bands hail from Sheffield.

Open Your Window - Rev And Makers
Aquarius / Let The Sunshine In - Fifth Dimension

Self explanatory link....

Aquarius / Let the sunshine in - Fifth Dimension
Dancing Queen - Abba

Aquarius had 6 weeks at No.1 in the USA
Dancing Queen had 6 weeks at No. 1 in the UK .

I could also add Aquarius is one of my favourite songs from the 60s and Dancing Queen is one of my favourite songs from the 70s .

And I just did - so there

Dancing Queen - Abba
Safety Dance - Men Without Hats

Both songs begin with the three words 'you can dance'.

I would also add that Safety Dance is one of my favourite songs of the 80's

Safety Dance - Men Without Hats

A Little Respect - Erasure

both songs feature in Scrubs

(both of which i have on my phone )

A Little Respect - Erasure
Teenage Dirtbag - Wheatus

The latter did a cover of the former