From the People, 29/02/04 .....
-CAN'T you drive to Ireland? I thought it was near Scotland so you must be able to drive there.
-THE Truman Show? Was that with Dr Trueman from EastEnders?
-MY English is scrubbing up alright around you innit?
-DOES that mean it's No Smoking Day (on being told it was Ash Wednesday).
-WHEN I leave this show, will they still say I'm a pig? (While scoffing cake).
-IF you chopped my head off I'd still carry on talking, 'cos the head stays alive for a bit. I've seen it in films.
-I WAS expecting you to smell. People told me you would, but you don't (To fellow contestant Rik Waller).
-I'M not joking but Rik's really starting to stink (To the rest of the group).
-THE potting shed? Is that where they smoke pot?
-HAVE you been sworded? (To James Hewitt, meaning knighted).
-IS Jerusalem a real place? I thought it was just in the Bible.
-I HAVEN'T got any tictacs to win this show.
-WHAT time is that? (On seeing a clock showing 23.57).
-I HATE ketchup. I don't want any of those "incontinents" on the kitchen table (Meaning condiments).
-IS that why you can bend spoons because you're from where Jesus was born? (To Uri Geller).
-I'VE read books but I get a bit baffled.
-JUST because Jeff's here we won't be up in the bedroom boshing (When boyfriend Jeff Brazier joined as a surprise resident).
-I THOUGHT croissants were English because whenever I order an English breakfast I get croissants.
-I'M a bit cocky. I can't drive but I think that I can.
-(IN African voice) Hello, I am an African queen. Oh god. I hope I don't get done for racism. All I want's a part on Merseybeat.
Taken from here.
-CAN'T you drive to Ireland? I thought it was near Scotland so you must be able to drive there.
-THE Truman Show? Was that with Dr Trueman from EastEnders?
-MY English is scrubbing up alright around you innit?
-DOES that mean it's No Smoking Day (on being told it was Ash Wednesday).
-WHEN I leave this show, will they still say I'm a pig? (While scoffing cake).
-IF you chopped my head off I'd still carry on talking, 'cos the head stays alive for a bit. I've seen it in films.
-I WAS expecting you to smell. People told me you would, but you don't (To fellow contestant Rik Waller).
-I'M not joking but Rik's really starting to stink (To the rest of the group).
-THE potting shed? Is that where they smoke pot?
-HAVE you been sworded? (To James Hewitt, meaning knighted).
-IS Jerusalem a real place? I thought it was just in the Bible.
-I HAVEN'T got any tictacs to win this show.
-WHAT time is that? (On seeing a clock showing 23.57).
-I HATE ketchup. I don't want any of those "incontinents" on the kitchen table (Meaning condiments).
-IS that why you can bend spoons because you're from where Jesus was born? (To Uri Geller).
-I'VE read books but I get a bit baffled.
-JUST because Jeff's here we won't be up in the bedroom boshing (When boyfriend Jeff Brazier joined as a surprise resident).
-I THOUGHT croissants were English because whenever I order an English breakfast I get croissants.
-I'M a bit cocky. I can't drive but I think that I can.
-(IN African voice) Hello, I am an African queen. Oh god. I hope I don't get done for racism. All I want's a part on Merseybeat.
Taken from here.
