Ian: Anton, what's he like?
Arlene: who?
...
Arlene: Very often dancers are not taught to think for themselves. ... 1,2,3,4; 5,6,7,8.
(Diversion re fish-based puns.)
Ian complains about compliance guidelines, saying people can't be rude, would put him out of business; then there's something about the watershed changing.

... Seems to be a story unrelated to Anton, but about new compliance guidelines at the BBC.
...
Headline: Alesha: (what?) on Strictly?
Arlene: Talks about cheese? (?) (maybe to do with the publication.)
Turns out to be: Alesha: I'll lift the lid on Strictly.
Martin Clunes: ... and I wonder how many she'll sell of that. (holds up wrong side).
... (random messing about) ...
Martin Clunes: ... and I wonder how many she'll sell of that. (Holds up judge's-like paddle saying "2")