He's a stupid old hypocrite. Completely not fit for purpose.
If, as someone says, someone else writes the jokes, then any old fart could do it, and better. Sack the writer too. Might make the show a bit more about the contestants.
If he writes them himself, fire him for being awful.
3 of the judges can say what they want; Craig gets lambasted by him for saying something on the same level. Then he can make jokes about Ali, Brian and Jo's personal lives, and bring in his little feuds such as with Johnathan Ross and the X-Factor. Ridic... esp now the X-factor is kicking SCD's butt.
Tonight during the voting: "Next week we've got... oh no, this week... actually, they're on right now!"