SEX and VIOLENCE!
LOL!! Always good for ratings!!
My suggestions:
Brucie to go... sorry but weeeeell past it, the outburst at Craig shows poor judgement, and if the host cant be controlled and unemotional in a show its a problem.
Not sure on replacement. Some good names bandied around:
Paul O'Grady- the sardonic wit (toned down) would go a treat.
Vernon Kaye- actually I do HATE him on TV (better on radio IMO) but the right kind of presenter IMO
Julian Clary- a good choice if toned down. And hes been on the show which is another plus point.
wogan- as an outsider choice. V unlikely to happen but I could see him being very well suited to SCD. Hes a bit ancient though... Im not being ageist (honest!

) but if the talk is of Brucie being past it and at the end of his career couldnt we say the same of Terry?
NO's:
John Barrowman: Tendancy to be LOUD, OTT and attention seeking. We cant have a presenter who appears to be dominant, he needs to be a facilitator making everything flow along. ( i like Barrowman btw, but this isnt the correct vehicle for him)
Graham Norton: I liked him on Ch 4, but hes never blown me away as a presenter on the BBC. seems to have had his wings clipped a bit- I find him lacklustre.
Aled Jones- sorry- I dont watch Songs of Praise but wouldnt he be a little bit....... dull??
Anton: Not a cat in hell's chance...
Looks like we are stuck with Tess for another year so will pass on that one!
Judges: There are noticeably poorer rating this year and i think Alesha will be made to fall on her sword (although all the problems are not due to her) A female with some SCD experience (like Karen)... or poss Camilla might be a good idea....
Pros: Less is more (same with celebs). Can we get rid of the increasingly obvious lame duck Anton please? there are always lots of new female dancers, rarely any males. A new male would be appreciated. And 12 or 14 rather than a ridiculous amount...
Celebs: Less please! So you can offer them better wages and that might attract a better calibre of celeb. Im not particularly bothered that there are soap stars there (always were) but the fact that the show doesnt pay well must surely be a disincentive to higher profile people who might otherwise fancy a go at it, but wont work for a pittance...(in showbiz terms). Low wages attract low profile celebs, and the more desperate element, so its a vicious circle...
Time: Earlier again please! despite earlier starts in prev years the rating were higher. Its not cos of the singers on X factor this year- they are a particularly poor bunch... but the prospect of v famous celebs on the show is irrisistable. So DONT clash- make the dance off LIVE ffs, but an HOUR after the 1st show ends (say about 9.30-10ish) so theres a decent time to vote. This way people are hooked in before Xfactor starts, and will be back later on for the results...