And another thing - you can't have the X Factor over 2 nights because then the Saturday programme wouldn't be the final, it would be the semi-final where the third place act is eliminated meaning you'd only have 2 acts on Sunday's final, and even the dimwits at the BBC know that 3 is the optimum number for a final in this type of programme.
Unless you have 4 acts in Saturday's "semi-final", in which case they'd have to start the series a week later in the summer, or start the Sunday shows a week later because they wouldn't have a spare audition show.
Unless you increase the number of acts.
Give all the judges four acts in the live final = 4 extra acts.
Or introduce a 5th category = 3 new acts and 1 new judge.
Then they could start the series 1 or 2 weeks earlier in the summer and/or have double-elimination weeks.
Not at all, Simon, don't mention it, just stick the cheque in the post. On second thoughts, don't do that, there's a post strike. Just pay the money straight into my account. You know the number. You know everything.


On Nov 7th when the Festival Of Rememberance pushes Strictly to an earlier slot and reduces the clash with TXF to 15 minutes, that 15 minutes would be the Strictly dance-off. Could Strictly possibly beat TXF during that 15 minute clash?
. And, if it does, will Brucie hold an emergency press conference on the Monday to make sure everybody knows about it?
Meanwhile BBC3's premier of "the next episode of Spooks" will be on Fridays at 9pm, a full 47 hours after the BBC1 screening of the previous episode ends. Is this a ploy by BBC1 to reduce the number of Spooks fans watching it on BBC3 and increase the ratings on BBC1?
And on November 5th PC Stamp leaves The Bill. Finally, The Bill will beat the New Tricks repeats in the ratings (it hopes!). With heavy promotion this could maybe get above 6m (pro rata -allowing for STV opt-out)
Unless you have 4 acts in Saturday's "semi-final", in which case they'd have to start the series a week later in the summer, or start the Sunday shows a week later because they wouldn't have a spare audition show.
Unless you increase the number of acts.
Give all the judges four acts in the live final = 4 extra acts.
Or introduce a 5th category = 3 new acts and 1 new judge.
Then they could start the series 1 or 2 weeks earlier in the summer and/or have double-elimination weeks.
Not at all, Simon, don't mention it, just stick the cheque in the post. On second thoughts, don't do that, there's a post strike. Just pay the money straight into my account. You know the number. You know everything.


On Nov 7th when the Festival Of Rememberance pushes Strictly to an earlier slot and reduces the clash with TXF to 15 minutes, that 15 minutes would be the Strictly dance-off. Could Strictly possibly beat TXF during that 15 minute clash?
. And, if it does, will Brucie hold an emergency press conference on the Monday to make sure everybody knows about it?
Meanwhile BBC3's premier of "the next episode of Spooks" will be on Fridays at 9pm, a full 47 hours after the BBC1 screening of the previous episode ends. Is this a ploy by BBC1 to reduce the number of Spooks fans watching it on BBC3 and increase the ratings on BBC1?
And on November 5th PC Stamp leaves The Bill. Finally, The Bill will beat the New Tricks repeats in the ratings (it hopes!). With heavy promotion this could maybe get above 6m (pro rata -allowing for STV opt-out)



