If two people who cannot sing are said to have the X Factor because they entertain people, it has me wondering what the other acts need to incorporate in their 2 minute slots to compete on entertainment levels and thus remain in the competition.

I suggest ~

Lucie - tie her to some stocks and have dancers throw a selection of musical instruments at her.

Stacey - wear a fur fabric suit and pretend to be Roland Rat (it's in the laugh and the Essex accent).

Lloyd - give him some parallel bars to do a complex gymnastic routine on (but no high bits.)

Danyl - juggling - four skittles and a microphone.

Any more ideas?

You should be in television production mate, cos I'm telling you that would be a hit! You have some ideas..

Good idea, plus that old man from BGT who stood and waved his arms around. It was funny! He shooda won.

Jamie - sets fire to his hair while singing the theme to Jamie and The Magic Torch.

Olly - dances until he splits his pants open. Strips down to a loincloth and swings from a creeper lowered across the stage. He swoops low over the audience until he ends up doing a 'Sacha Baron Cohen' on Simon Cowell.

Rachel - to wear a straitjacket and sit still in complete silence for a timed minimum of 60 seconds. All while her hair is messed by a wind machine and she is praised by the judges.

Joe - (can also assist, if required, with Lucie's act). Sings Memory from Cats while dressed as a Cheshire Cat (only a body suit is required).

Lloyd/the twins could strip that would be entertaining....ok maybe just the twins i think it could be illegal for Lloyd to do that.

Somebody will do this for the Turner Prize next year, you wait and see.

Its a positive vote, so who ever is entertaining the public aka who the public want to keep seeing- is kept in.Therefore those gone out, did not entertain and were not wanted. Fact.
Maybe Danyl might throw himself around the stage while shouting out a few lyrics.
Maybe Stacey might pretend to be a blubbering idiot, that stupid laugh cringe, and sing flatly.
Maybe Joe might squeak his way through a cheesy song and flash those pubescent
teeth.AWWW.
Maybe Rachel might repeat her thank you speech and do another Stacey routine.
Maybe Jamie will stick his head up a chimney and give it a brushing..That silly hair and karoake singing.BOO
Maybe Lyod will sing in tune and actually look alive.
Maybe Lucie will find the use of her limbs and lose the botox face.
Wait, this is what they are doing now and according to the voters, as in Danyl, it is not entertaining.
Lets face it, they are all crap.No xfactor whatsoever.