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Old 04-03-2004, 13:13
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If it were possible, just what would you want to buy from 'soapland', but from a real vendor?

Possibles to kick off with would be -

Betty's Hot Pots - (available from Asda, Tesco, Sainsbury's, Iceland etc) with a smiling picture of Betty on the front of the wrapper

Pollards Figurines - not quite in the Royal Doulton class, but available from all cheap, tacky seaside gift shops, and the less salubrious London tourist dives

Newton & Ridleys - possibly the best bitter in the world?

Underworld knickers - a new rival outlet to Knickerbox or Ann Summers? Home knicker parties ......?

Simon's Sole - Simon the fishman in Emmerdale's own restaurant chain around the country

Roy's Rolls - starts off up North, then takes over the UK, ousting Starbucks and Pret a Manger outlets.

No doubt there are others ........
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Old 04-03-2004, 13:24
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What about Vera Duckworth stone cladding? Vicki Fowler sweatshirts? Or maybe a book on gambling tips by Ash Ferreria.
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Old 04-03-2004, 13:37
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Oh yes,i almost forgot, Beale's Plaice fish and chips frozen to rival the Harry Ramsden frozen fish you can get.
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Old 04-03-2004, 14:09
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I am almost positive that they brought out a frozen "Betty's Hotpot" a few years ago but it got withdrawn because of bad sales - no doubt it was minging !
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Old 04-03-2004, 14:20
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What about Fred's Dracula pies?

Maria's Cold Chicken.

You could join Rita's Christmas Club.

We could all buy tickets to Rawsee's show. (jazz hands!!!!)

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Old 04-03-2004, 14:35
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Dont forget Gabriel Kents Monkey Nuts and Bananas
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Old 04-03-2004, 14:42
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I know it isn't strictly a soap but from Grange Hill they could bring out "Zammo's Cold Turkey"
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Old 04-03-2004, 14:54
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Originally posted by Hutchie
I know it isn't strictly a soap but from Grange Hill they could bring out "Zammo's Cold Turkey"
I don't think we should start the "it's not strictly a soap" thing agan, Hutchie.

How about Nick Klein's special reserve marajuana?

Or Reg Hollis's CD - "Reg sings Tears for Fears"?

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Old 04-03-2004, 15:36
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Originally posted by rudi
Or Reg Hollis's CD - "Reg sings Tears for Fears"?

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Or the equally forgettable Todd Carty sings "I'm an apeman man"
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